What was the biggest lie 你 told to your parents?

"Mum,Dad i'm Barack Obama" Just Kidding sry but i don't know,i can't remember :S

not sure, I have done it quite a few times, not many major ones

I really can't remember

That all the things they assume I do with my 老友记 isn't true.

>_<

I told them that I wasn't a human, but that I was an Android *sighs*....

"Your the best parents in the history of the world"

that i dont lie;)

that i never lie to them and seriously i never lie to them

Mom...Dad...I'm pregnant.

There was a commotion at the hospital that day...

well i was ten (long time ago...)
and we went to walmart and i was so out of my mind and so lazy/dumb i didnt put on underwear 或者 a 衬衫 (i had on a sweatshirt
when my mom wanted me to try on a pair of pants she wanted to see what size my pants were she looked and screamed cuz i had no underwear 或者 shirt
we went straight home.

that I didn't have homework (I tell that lie ALOT!)