I wouldn't say anything. I'd walk back inside, go to my room, and hide under my 床, 床上 with a volume of D. Gray-Man and a couple Gatorades until all the chaos is over.
I'd say "Well, CRAP." Because if pigs flew then I would have to: Owe my brother $50 日期 that creepy kid from science Become a Republican Buy all that Twilight movies And say that Mikey is better than Gerard.
1ST: Go to the store and buy a 糖果 bar 2nd: scream, but stop for a brief moment to drink a soda 3rd: watch them fly and be like "wtf o.o" I never knew o_o