"Yep. At least I'm not an over-censoring, crotchety homophobe 由 the name of Robert who goes around telling overdressed people to "put some damn clothes on!" while calling a prostitute later that night."
"Thank you. I take that as a compliment" Why should I care what someone calls me? There would be a reason of course and if not then he/she's an idiot and I don't start with idiots. I'm a playful person and I don't take insults seriously.
Depends. If I'm in a normal mood, I'd tell 'em to fuck off. But if I get in a really insane mood like I do sometimes, I would probably just giggle like a little kid and hug them. If I were in a bad mood, I would 冲床 them. Hard.
'Weird'? Really? Do 你 know how many times I've heard that? It's starting to get annoying, 你 know. I mean, really? Nothing like 'eccentric' 或者 'Mental-Ward Worthy'? No, it has to be 'weird' and 'strange'. *mumbles while walking away* 你 people need to get start getting 更多 creative.
I say SCREW 你 THAT KID! AT LEAST I HAVE FRIENDS! 你 TELL US 你 HAVE ATHD AND AUTISM AND THAT WE HAVE TO BE NICE TO YOU, BUT 你 HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME INSANE? Wheres my Emmy? XD Thats what I actually say to 'That Kid'
Laugh maniacally, pull the most 随意 dance 移动 and then say in the most composed voice: "Yeah.. You're probably right" Then finish with a huge, crazy grin :D