If 你 were a drink, what would 你 be?

I'd like to be prune 果汁 so nobody would drink me.

Beer, because I could be 流行的 with everyone while still being horrible.

i'd like to be water...it has no colour, no smell, and no taste but everybody loves it without knowing why...:)

Martini
So pretty, but if 你 have too much yet so dangerouse [Dangerous as it don't drink and drive with me, 或者 when you're drunk it's a possiblity it's my fault]

the wet kind..idk

I would be wine:little 酸, 酸奶 little sweet!

UNICORN PEE

伏特加 baby! Yeaaa xD

Hot chocolate. 你 try to stay away from it, but ya just can't XD

margirita!

Water, H2O, plain, simple, yet so convenient.

I guess, I'm Wine.

I'm sophisticated and refined, but also complicated and hard to deal with. Not everyone loves me, but those who do swear that I'm the coolest thing since sliced bread. One of these days the people that matter will understand me. Until then, I will be sitting on my 王座, 宝座 as the distinguished product that not everyone has the taste to appreciate. And I didn't took a Test and cheated <---LIES

粉, 粉色 lemonade, Because it's yummy :D

Not poisoned, I hope.

id be rootbeer

Some kind of alcohol.
Too much of me will fuck 你 up. :)