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What is the randomest/best/funniest fortune cookie fortune you've ever seen?

I've gotten 'Always borrow from procrastinators;they never expect anything back'.
 POPclogger216 posted 一年多以前
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boolander25 said:
My brother got "You and your husband will be very happy in the future" and my sister got "Happy Wednesday" on a Wednesday.
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(1st) XD (2nd) Freaky.... Thank you!
POPclogger216 posted 一年多以前
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哈哈 xD
Me_Iz_Here posted 一年多以前
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(1st) ROFL
pumpkinqueen posted 一年多以前
Me_Iz_Here said:
"Try on a new hat today," "Wear a big grin all 日 long," (which I took literally and had a cheesy smile throughout lunch) and "Go to the mall for a cookie."
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I personally like the 2nd one, because I've done it before (the cheezy smile part). Thanks!
POPclogger216 posted 一年多以前
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the third one is weird.
Me_Iz_Here posted 一年多以前
rantora13 said:
Forget last cookie, ts like who remembers the last cookie
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Sonicishot said:
One day, I opened one up andit said: "In the future, all your 老友记 will zig when 你 zag." Wtf? o_O
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xD it's funny cuz it makes no sense!
Me_Iz_Here posted 一年多以前
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XD
pumpkinqueen posted 一年多以前
rapunzeleah123 said:
"There there will be a 问题 about fortune 饼干 on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 下一个 week."
哈哈 jk but I actually got this one:
"Look to the color yellow for luck 下一个 Tuesday."
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Mallory101 said:
I don't usually remember them, but I saw this one online:

Look around; happiness is trying to catch you.


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Nice!!
POPclogger216 posted 一年多以前
nymph_tonks said:
it 说 "help! im being held captive in a chinese bakery!" it really 说 that.
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Hhm. Very interesting... did 你 do anything about the chinese bakery hostage?
POPclogger216 posted 一年多以前
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i had it to go.
nymph_tonks posted 一年多以前
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I don't exactly KNOW it... just have the slightest, smallest, most 分钟 clue ever.... it can't even really be considered a clue... ~backs away more~
POPclogger216 posted 一年多以前
tdlovr1234 said:
"Enjoy today,you won`t be here tomorrow"
That was,what, 3 weeks ago?
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O_o is correct. o_O O_o
POPclogger216 posted 一年多以前
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Don`t care! :D
tdlovr1234 posted 一年多以前
justleeelee said:
its about time i got out of that cookie.
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pumpkinqueen said:
I got a lot a good ones my family and me have got.

"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now." XD

"Forget it kid" WTF XD

"Beware of 葡萄 with wooden mallet" 哈哈 XD

"You will eat here agian soon" What? XD

and one time I didn't even get a fortune XD
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