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I need a way to get my brother off the computer!

And if you're wondering how I typed this, I'm using my iPad.
 partypony posted 一年多以前
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jessieinCA said:
I know how 你 feel. My brother is always on the computer when I need it.
This is what 你 do

Sing a song about him getting off the computer
拍击, smack, 味道 him
Threaten him
Make him a deal (that 你 won't fulfill)
Kick his chair
Turn off the computer while he's on it

Good luck!
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posted 一年多以前 
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Sadly, I tried most of those, except the deal part
partypony posted 一年多以前
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my brother is older than me so non of these work. sorry:/
awesomegirl1111 posted 一年多以前
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thetacoman said:
RAISE THY HOLY HAND-GRENADE, AND LOBBETH IT AT THINE ENIMIES, WHOM ARE NAUGHTY IN MINE SIGHT!
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posted 一年多以前 
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THOU SHALL BE REWARDED!
partypony posted 一年多以前
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哈哈
mrsspencereid posted 一年多以前
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YES!
YEETMAN123 posted 一年多以前
Wolfdreamer9 said:
Bribe him with a dollar.

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Bribe him with a dollar.
posted 一年多以前 
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Been there, done that
partypony posted 一年多以前
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my brother is rich.he does'nt need money
thetrollmandude posted 一年多以前
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if 你 do it he will be on the computer 更多 often to get 更多 money
awesomegirl1111 posted 一年多以前
-Zyclone- said:
Slice the computer in half! Now he can never get back on it again! :)
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posted 一年多以前 
MrOrange16 said:
Blackmail always seems to work.
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posted 一年多以前 
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Yeah it does, but i don't have anything to blackmail him with
partypony posted 一年多以前
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dont blackmail 你 cant do.that wont work 哈哈
awesomegirl1111 posted 一年多以前
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It will. Just find something really embarrassing and threaten to tell it to his crush 或者 something.
YEETMAN123 posted 一年多以前
PaisleyPark said:
...
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...
partypony posted 一年多以前
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........................................
awesomegirl1111 posted 一年多以前
smileypop9 said:
Tell him that he'll die the 下一个 日 if he doesn't get off. That's brutal, I know. But it always works. He won't die if he doesn't get off, but it will scare him lol.
或者 tell him you'll kick him in his jewels if he doesn't get off.
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posted 一年多以前 
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Lolz
partypony posted 一年多以前
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um... that is little to brutal.anyway my brother s older tan me. so it wont work. lol.
awesomegirl1111 posted 一年多以前
Chewfjkd said:
Piss all over it :P
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Nah, I'm not animal enough to do that XP
partypony posted 一年多以前
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eww taht is so yuk
awesomegirl1111 posted 一年多以前
AaaaaGirlygirl said:
I used to have this problem before my older brother went off to college. Here's what I did:

I told him someone was at the door to see him (anything like that) then when he left I got on the computer! Yea it worked lots of times. I'm the only smart one in my family....
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posted 一年多以前 
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But then he pushes me off again...
partypony posted 一年多以前
NomyCake said:
Tell em that your computer is cursed and any boy who uses it will die in seven days.
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posted 一年多以前 
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Too unbelievable, hm?
partypony posted 一年多以前
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I thought is was pretty believable. :F
NomyCake posted 一年多以前
adultswimperson said:
Tell him a hacker hacked in you're computer and crashed it.
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Er...
partypony posted 一年多以前
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@partypony, Well it wouldn't hurt to try, he might even buy it.
adultswimperson posted 一年多以前
justleeelee said:
I usually use a threat with my sister. I say something to her like "If 你 don't get the fuck off the computer, I'm telling mom you're not a virgin." ...Or just buy another computer so 你 don't have to share. Wait- If 你 have internet on your iPad, why is it a big deal??
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哈哈 but I don't have money
partypony posted 一年多以前
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哈哈 but I don't have money
partypony posted 一年多以前
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你 could always use the threat.
justleeelee posted 一年多以前
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WhAt if ur siblinf iS a vurgiN?
YEETMAN123 posted 一年多以前
TheBeatlesGurl said:
Well what 你 do is tell ur bro that if he doesn't get off he will eventually get SOOO INCREDIBLY STUPID that he wont even remember 或者 know how to spell A. 或者 if he is to old for that tell him he needs to get off 或者 else he cant do something he really loves that isn't on the computer. Thats all i got 4 now.
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kash970 said:
give him a sweet he likes.
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a300 said:
Kill him then tell him i'm sorry!
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thetrollmandude said:
taunt him about how stupid and nerdy he is.it doesn't matter if he is actually stupid, it will just get him off

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posted 一年多以前 
applejackrocks1 said:
Disconnect the computer, and he'll go crazy. Once he's downstairs telling his mom about the computer ain't working, It's your chance.
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posted 一年多以前 
imafanofyou said:
I have the same problem sometimes if 你 offer to do something with them (although 你 would hate to do it) they realise, maybe, that they should get off 或者 just yell at them :)
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posted 一年多以前 
MyBlueDragon said:
get him a game he can play on a console :)
that should keep him away for some time ;)
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posted 一年多以前 
Skins_ said:
Convince aliens to abduct it. XD
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florasedge31 said:
I most certainly have run into the same problem sister. But it depends on the age, If he's young say you'll give him 糖果 或者 buy him any toy he wants in the store. 或者 say you'll give him all the money 你 have on you. If 你 have no money then 你 don't have to give him any money. Make sure your on the computer first before 你 say 你 have no money. If he's older, I don't know what to do there
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MapleCanada said:
WHY WOULD 你 DO THAT TO HIS POOR SOUL?!

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rosieposie2000 said:
你 can change the 密码 whenever he's not on it 或者 你 can change the background picture on it!!!!!
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posted 一年多以前 
ripper124 said:
Easy say"get off now" if he doesn't help him get off the computer *push him*

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SmashBash8 said:
Same But With My 18Year Old Sister
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melsmom2588 said:
My brother is 3 years old and he never gets off the computer
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posted 一年多以前 
CokeTheUmbreon said:
Eh 你 got an iPad tho. I hog my computer for my DJ work.
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15sturmelle2 said:
If he were my brother, i would tell him to get outside and enjoy the sunlight and not come back inside until it's almost dark out (around 晚餐 time)
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TheLadyLegend said:
How to get u
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Sunflame said:
use the force
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shaneoohmac13 said:
Just give him five bucks an tell to get off the computer eh! lol
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Just give him five bucks an tell to get off the computer eh! 哈哈
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Marinasa said:
How i get My little Sister(She is 5) All i have to do is say that "Bloody mary is going to be under your 床, 床上 tonight if u dont get off" And she gets scared as hell and gets of. #Bestsiblingintheworld
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hatelarxene said:
And I need a way to get Emma Watson haters and live-action Beauty and the Beast haters off the Internet, but life isn't fair.
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Wolflover120 said:
My little sister is annoying! She's on it right now! I bribe her & she doesn't budge!
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hero3289 said:
tell your brother its 床, 床上 time
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nuf3333 said:
flick a small lever at the back of the pc (if it is a pc and not a laptop)
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flick a small lever at the back of the pc (if it is a pc and not a laptop)
posted 一年多以前 
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when the pc is not powerd on
nuf3333 posted 一年多以前
GARINGER123 said:
TO DO THIS HIT THE POWER BUTTON
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Canada24 said:
I'd be fine with iPad myself
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phillymon00 said:
kill him
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sometim said:
when he is asleep , lock your pc with 密码 ,so he can't log in
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posted 一年多以前 
susLOLSDIADJ said:
JUST DISCONNECT THE INTERNET AND SAY POWER WAS OUT SIMPLEE
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posted 一年多以前 
charist said:
summon a demon from another world and tell 说 demon to massacre your brother now use holy water on the demon to kill it and obtain powers now revive your brother and while he's unconscious do your work quickly
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posted 一年多以前 
SoarinfireLyf said:
damn I do not miss 2009.
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