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What's a good comeback for shut your face 或者 shut up?

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say i can't shut my face sorry i choose not to BUT 你 better befor i friken SHUT IT FOR 你 and for shut up i would say why don't 你 if your gonna be an 屁股
seeuvocaloid3 posted 一年多以前
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say shut dont go up cars go fast so take me 建议 and 吻乐队（Kiss） my @SS!!!
tanasia_11 posted 一年多以前
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hahaha
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partypony said:
I just say, "Your mom." Doesn't make sense, but it works every time.
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posted 一年多以前 
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哈哈
luv_warriorcatz posted 一年多以前
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THAT WAS MY ANSWER
taismo723 posted 一年多以前
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-sapherequeen- said:
"Unless there's an automatic door connected to my cheek that I can open and close at all times, I don't see how that would be possible."


Yeah, that's probably a bad one.


I'd probably go with, "Is that really your best comeback?" 或者 "Typical response of an idiot when intelligence makes its appearance."
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posted 一年多以前 
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I like the typical response one!
x-menobsessed26 posted 一年多以前
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:D Yes!
BeastBoyCahill posted 一年多以前
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person' shut up me' 你 now who 你 talkin to? person yea me' woops too scared to say it kid
lolmanjksae posted 一年多以前
LinaHarrow said:
OH! I get what your asking now.
I always say "I will not be silenced.".
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posted 一年多以前 
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dramatic!
harindirulz posted 一年多以前
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Ooo, good one! Imma gonna use that one 下一个 time!
BeastBoyCahill posted 一年多以前
KatiiCullen94 said:
Your wish is my command Biatch.
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posted 一年多以前 
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WRITE IT LIKE THIS OK THATS BEE-OCH
shaneoohmac13 posted 一年多以前
tabithasb13 said:
"Why don't 你 make me?"
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posted 一年多以前 
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i would say how about 你 shut up so i can shut up after 你 shut your face in a door
lolmanjksae posted 一年多以前
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i would say can 你 say shut up one 更多 so i can get a comeback for ya to say after i roast ya?
lolmanjksae posted 一年多以前
VampiresRevenge said:
"I'm not creative enough to think of a comeback, so wait a few 分钟 while I ask 潮流粉丝俱乐部 what I should say."
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posted 一年多以前 
Jroc said:
Most of these comebacks are absolutely terrible. Here's a few that I use regularly. No 你 shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!
Why don't 你 slip into something 更多 comfortable, like a coma.
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posted 一年多以前 
ivoryphills said:
"I would, but then there'll be nothing to tune out your crap."
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posted 一年多以前 
Justie_Love said:
Shut me up where? 或者 try ur own advise :p that's wat I say
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shaneoohmac13 said:
JUST GIVE HIM THE FINGER EH!
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JUST GIVE HIM THE FINGER EH!
posted 一年多以前 
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哈哈 i know eh!
shaneoohmac13 posted 一年多以前
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嘿 thats MOTHAFUCKIN EH! 哈哈
shaneoohmac13 posted 一年多以前
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F**KIN " A "
shaneoohmac13 posted 一年多以前
CokeTheUmbreon said:
I got many:

你 shut up
Go fuck yourself
Tell me to shut up again, NIGGA!

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posted 一年多以前 
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nah, that would be a sign of someone who is TRIGGERED!! they usually comeback saying someone is triggered 或者 has anger issues...
Natethegrate2 posted 一年多以前
Bubble132 said:
I always say : why don't 你 ! That makes them shut up !
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posted 一年多以前 
LuvWeezy7 said:
No You. It works for everything. Try it.
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posted 一年多以前 
mrsspencereid said:
A 流行的 one at my school is "Shut doesn't go up." Stupid, I know, but no one even thinks twice about it where I live.
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Chewfjkd said:
thats what your mom 说 last night is a GOOD one.


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Hidden said:
Silence 或者 indifference, it pisses the dumbass off completely.
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posted 一年多以前 
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it works.
Kentomlin posted 一年多以前
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i don't get it? do 你 say ''silence 或者 indifference''?
rhissatw posted 一年多以前
Duncan-lover1 said:
"or wat?! u'll 显示 it in me?!"
it grosses them out lotz XD
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adultswimperson said:
I say "You're Mom" 或者 "Chicken-Butt".:)
Works everytime.:D
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nymph_tonks said:
"go to hell." 或者 "eff you." work.
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posted 一年多以前 
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你 want to do something 更多 insultingly smart instead of quick thinking.
Natethegrate2 posted 一年多以前
GWENxTRENT said:
Shut don't go up! Only dead people do!
Your mom.
WHY DON'T 你 MAKE ME FOOL!

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posted 一年多以前 
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I like the last one!
kristalovepercy posted 一年多以前
h2ogirl123 said:
Easy just say "Nah I'm good" :D that's what i do hahaha
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posted 一年多以前 
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Perfect XD
Natethegrate2 posted 一年多以前
harindirulz said:
*punch*
或者 if 你 are into non violence say,
"no, it's your turn" "sorry, can't do that, I'm too interesting" "so you're looking for attention again" 或者 "could 你 spell that for me"
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PhoenixRoyale said:
I've got multiple 答案 for this. :L

"Pft, at least I GOT a mouth and use it correctly, instead of being an @$$. =.="

"Don't talk about yourself, you're making yourself look bad..."

"Says the one who wouldn't!"

Yep, very lame answers. D:
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posted 一年多以前 
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I actually like these ones XD
Natethegrate2 posted 一年多以前
SwEEtOOth123 said:
Here's a good one! Say "What black,blue and buried in a ditch?" person will say "What?" "You if 你 don't take that back!"
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wantadog said:
Do what he says and shut his face
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XDDD
blackpanther666 posted 一年多以前
Musiquelover said:
Say " shut doesn't go up" //shot//
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LightLink said:
Just say, "I don't feel like it. Why don't 你 try."
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sexi_emo_girl said:
YO MOMMMA/DADDY (it depends on which parent they 爱情 more)
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l1ly0tter said:
"My mom."
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VanilaCoco said:
I'm too lazy too!

(works for pretty much everything)
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MrsRight216 said:
say suck my dick
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posted 一年多以前 
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Real mature comeback...
blackpanther666 posted 一年多以前
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Suck my dick!
CokeBoy97 posted 一年多以前
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I volunteer as tribute but let me get the microscope first.
justMarie posted 一年多以前
summer2987 said:
i don ' t shut up , i grow up and when i look at your face i throw up ,


from stand 由 me , 爱情 that movie .
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posted 一年多以前 
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Perfect 哈哈
Natethegrate2 posted 一年多以前
zutaradragon said:
twat was tht, i cunt quite hear u...
ever notice even tho ppl of different sexes have different names 4 jerks 或者 bitches, an asshole is something we all have in common?
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posted 一年多以前 
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*Cough* Sorry, but that was a fail...
blackpanther666 posted 一年多以前
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Sorry...
CokeBoy97 posted 一年多以前
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I would just like 2 point out how long 以前 this was
zutaradragon posted 一年多以前
zanhar1 said:
Just keep talking.
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posted 一年多以前 
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Lol. XDDD
blackpanther666 posted 一年多以前
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Lol, good one.
FloraorStella posted 一年多以前
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Perfect 哈哈
Natethegrate2 posted 一年多以前
blackpanther666 said:
I would say something intelligent, yet cutting to the soul.

'Firstly, 你 have no way of making me shut up. Secondly, if I obeyed the command of every idiotic troll on the internet, 你 wouldn't be here talking to me now. Yet another idiot that talks before they think, that opens their trap and comes up with yet another reason why people are stupid...'
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Anaely said:
U can say' sorry, but I don't take commands from idiots'
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daniel0104 said:
If they say shut your face then say:"shut yo buttcrack all the shit and the poison falls out

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MineTurtle5 said:
My big sister always says 'Make me'. It works really well. Trust me.
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FloraorStella said:
Just say, "Make me 或者 shut yourself up, jerk."
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funnyanswerhi said:
I'll shut up when 你 shut up but 你 never shut up
Say this in one quick sentence
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Castiel488 said:
If someone told me to shutup , I would say 显示 about 你 shutdown cause your getting annoying..
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DarkGirI27 said:
If it's a girl, just say "I'll 'shut my face' when 你 close your legs."
and be sure to glare. o-o
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youllneverknow0 said:
If the person was a slut say "why don't 你 shut 你 legs?!"
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judy_n_love said:
i would say : "honestly i would slap 你 but that would be animal abuse"
IT WORKS EVERYTIME!!!
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posted 一年多以前 
TAIKAMODO said:
For "Shut Up"

"If something shuts, it goes down and closes. Up is the opposite of down. So if 你 tell me to shut up, that must mean i should keep talking."

For "Shut Your Face"

"Do 你 see a door on my face anywhere? No? Well, unless 你 want me to make a door to your jaw thar DOESN'T close, i suggest 你 be quiet yourself."
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posted 一年多以前 
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Damn...
CokeBoy97 posted 一年多以前
1800cokethatho said:
I would say its ok your on your period youll get over it

或者 嘿 how did 你 get here did 你 open your cage
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Sara90876445 said:
Just start cracking up and say " What happened to u?" and point at their face. Then walk away. They will be so confused
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Canada24 said:
This :)
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CokeBoy97 said:
I'd say...
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I'd say...
posted 一年多以前 
carlie445 said:
If someone says shut up, 你 just say AND DANCE WITH ME! Works every time...
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posted 一年多以前 
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THIS WOMANS MAH DESTINY SAYIN OH OH OH SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!!
Wolfpaw6 posted 一年多以前
ChiliPepperLuv said:
The best comeback for shut up is, "Usually, shut doesn't go up."
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Peaceandlove67 said:
A good comeback to shut your face could be. "I didn't know faces could shut." A good comeback to shut up could be, "And if I don't..."
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posted 一年多以前 
KO-KO said:
Shut don't go up, prices do. So do me A favor and shut up to.

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rhymes to
Wolfpaw6 posted 一年多以前
Nick3600 said:
"I bet 你 吻乐队（Kiss） girls fagot"
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Big_Bad_Wolf said:
Stick your butt up
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BEN_DROWNED said:
你 shouldn't have done that.
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justMarie said:
But everytime I look at 你 I throw up.
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posted 一年多以前 
CombackWin said:
"Shut up!" There's no law that says I have to.
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posted 一年多以前 
Sunflame said:
Just ask "Why?" They can never think of a good response.
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posted 一年多以前 
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somebody can say" because I 说 so 或者 because 你 need to
Wolfpaw6 posted 一年多以前
Hennistar said:
Just say some randoms stuff that has nothing to do with it like:

I like trains.

Hi.

I like DOG FACE.

2nd response: lean back and be like BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHH


3rd. Be like,: Who 你 talkin to, my hand?Cuz my hand in my pocket I aint know who 你 talkin to but if 你 want my hand out I can get it out and slap you. Say it Ghetto

4th. LAALLLLAAAALLAAAAA

5th. Ima let 你 keep being a girl(this part is optional)with cho corny 屁股 jokes
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princess_andrea said:
你 can't shut me up your not the boss of me so talk to me hand
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posted 一年多以前 
r9holland said:
你 say, I don't shut up , I throw up. NOW LICK IT UP LILE HIEHUNTS KETCHUP!!!
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boytoy_84 said:
I'd say "fratello sei matto?" (You mad bro?)
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posted 一年多以前 
SwagGirl971 said:
Person:Shut Up Me: Your the one talking so why dont you?
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itsmebruh said:
Say this: I don't shut up, I grow up
And when I see your face, I wanna throw up
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻#getwrecked
-that was bad sorry😂😁
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jaysonlimos6 said:
Make me 你 @sshole
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posted 一年多以前 
Dr_Raniya said:
First I used to be that idiot who just coughed 或者 说 ahem! But now I just say, "I don't shut up, I grow up and when I see ya o throw up."
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ErzaScarletXX said:
"ahem, bitch, I can't shut up, I choose not too, and 你 ain't my mama/mom, so, why don't you! oh wait, 你 can't think how to, because 你 have no brain"
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houwe said:
I will if 你 do!
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TheRoastMaster said:
Once someone tells 你 to "Shut up",Then 你 say I can't because Shut doesnt go up unless 你 can reverse Gravity
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VanillaCupcake1 said:
Shut it yourself, 你 idiot!
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alienman2121 said:
Just say "Ladies first" because if they boy they rage if they girl they leave
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FabulousFrie said:
When someone tells 你 to shut up. I say: "Is there an App I can download to make 你 go away?"
或者 when someone tells 你 to shut your face say "Can 你 shut YOUR face in a door?"
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lolmanjksae said:
i would say your telling me shut up then 你 shut your but up
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ilovecookies3 said:
i just say " sorry i don't think i can shut up if a piece of trash is in my face" 或者 well there was this one time in 5th grade where my besties bf was not being a good bf and he thought i liked him so he hated me and he went " well VK why don't 你 just shut up and mind your own business.'" and 你 bet i 说 " Motherfucka I dont think i cant shut up if there's trash in my face" i was a savage 10yr old FML
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Elio_1010 said:
That’s what I told ur mom last night
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Natethegrate2 said:
Just say "Okay Boomer..." its quick and insulting.

或者 just start 唱歌 "and dance with me, this women is my destiny" that's the only verse i know. if your a girl 你 don't have to sing that verse

typically all 你 have to avoid saying is anything related to anger, like swearing. people will make fun of 你 for that. oh and don't say a very long come back that will lose their interest 或者 make them think that 你 are putting to much effort for such a little small phrase.
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posted 一年多以前 
CottonGirl123 said:
When someone says shut up to you, Say: Oh I feel so sad for 你 because 你 have to shut up:(

If they say it with you're name say: Oops, 你 spelled you're name very wrong, Better luck 下一个 time!
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