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E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
Yo Mama's like a 图书馆 - open to the public. Yo Mama's so stupid she 偷了 a free sample. Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did. Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record 由 cats. Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey. Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps. Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family. Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo. ANNND: Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money! Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and 说 "what color?" Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you. Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit. Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc 说 "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key. Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty 分钟 looking at an 橙子, 橙色 果汁 box because it 说 `concentrate. Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that 说 "Will eat for food." Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks 水果 冲床 is a gay boxer. Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the 首页 Shopping Network. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that 说 "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 car with the 最佳, 返回页首 down. Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that 说 caution wet floor, she peed. Yo Mama so stupid, if she got a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went 首页 and got 16 friends. Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl. Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl. Yo Mama so stupid, 你 have to dig for her IQ! Yo Mama so stupid, was born on Independence 日 and can't remember her birthday. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo Mama so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund! Yo Mama so stupid, she asked 你 "What is the number for 911" Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to 床, 床上 to see how long she slept. Yo Mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo Mama so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test. Yo Mama so stupid, she thought 塔科, 炸玉米饼 钟, 贝尔 was a Mexican phone company! Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!
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