Have 你 ever...

...jumped off a cliff?
Yeah and I end up in Unicorn land because of that. Best thing ever!
I totally recommend it for vacations.

...killed a man?
No, the weapon did it for me.

...eaten a squirrel?
I've never seen one, how can I eat one?

...stripped in public?
Yeah.. when I was getting born :\

...peed on yourself?
My gymnastic abilities don't allow me to do that.

...worn an adult diaper?
My baby body didn't allowed me that

...told a bad yo mamma joke?
No, but I tell yo daddy jokes just as a bad :D

...slapped a police officer?
No.. He has his wife for that :/

...eaten a 水果 cake?
Fruit: yes
Cake: yes
So, yes I did.

Have I ever jumped off a cliff?
Hmm.... Yeah, I did once. I jumped off a cliff and ended up on the floor beside my bed....

Have I ever killed a man?
Well, I've killed myself so many time...if that's count...

Have I ever eaten a squirrel?
I have eaten a squirrel-shaped candy...

Have I ever stripped in public?
No...but I have thought of it...

Have I ever peed on yourself?
As a baby, yes.

Have I ever worn an adult diaper?
What's that?

Have I ever told a bad yo mamma joke?
I don't even know how to...

Have I ever slapped a police officer?
He's not my boyfriend 或者 husband, so no.

Have I ever eaten a 水果 cake?
Yep, but I don't really like it..

...jumped off a cliff?
Hell ya! And well lets just say, my mind was in Heaven :P

....killed a man?
Nah

....eaten a squirell?
Pfft! No!! :P

....stripped in public?
Lol! No XD
.....peed on your self?
Few years ago
.....worn an adult diaper?
哈哈 yea XD

...told a bad yo mama joke?
Why yes I have :P

...slapped a police officer?
Yes, I have bitch-slapped a cop! :P

...eaten 水果 cake?
Hell no!!

Yeah xD

jump on a clift: Im going to, this summer:}

killed a man: i have thought about it

eat a sqiral: eww gross no

stripped in public:: Yes(but that y u <3 me :)_)

peed on myself: being a baby count??


nope

was bout to but they had back up

those are like eww :"(

No.
No (But I have reasons!)
No.
No.
Probably, when I was a baby... But not recently =D
No.
No.
No.
Yes =D

No.
No.
No.
No.(I don't even know what strip means)
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.

1) Yes


2) Technically, yes


3) Maybe


4) Yes


5) *sighs* Yes


6) No


7) Yep, when I was eleven-years-old.


8) No, just a teacher


9) NO I hate 水果 cake.

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. yes,in kidrengarten a long story
6. no
7. yes
8. no
9. no

...jumped off a cliff?
No, I just push people off of them.
...killed a man?
Who are ya the cops?
...eaten a squirrel?
Nope, they don't seem to tasty...
...stripped in public?
Psssh... Me? No. NO. NO! Yes...
...peed on yourself?
Hasn't everyone when they where in diapers?
...worn an adult diaper?
Yes, they're very fashionable. :3
...told a bad yo mamma joke?
They're all bad. XD
...slapped a police officer?
No, but I've wanted to...
...eaten a 水果 cake?
Yes, but it was horrible so me and my cousin ended up throwing at each other...

No.

No
Maybe...no XD
No
NO.
No...but someone had on my friend (she had a sea urchin on her foot)
No
Yes 8D
No
I'm allergic

1. No
2. No
3. Maybe
4. No
5. Yes
6. No
7. Yes, then the bully girl I told it too ran away crying.
8. No
9. Yes, and I gagged.

Nope.
Nope.
Yep.
Nope.
Yeah, I was a baby.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Yep.

...jumped off a cliff?
Not yet, maybe in the near future

...killed a man?
Ditto

...eaten a squirrel?
Yeesh.

...stripped in public?
Never gonna happen.

...peed on yourself?
Oh yes, from laughing too much

...worn an adult diaper?
Naw

...told a bad yo mamma joke?
Don't tell yo mamma jokes

...slapped a police officer?
Does slapping his daughter count?

...eaten a 水果 cake?
Yep.

no to all of those

yes

yes I had Gerard Way help me (he's the guy in the pic)

no
no
no
no
no
no
no

Yes.

Cockroaches, yes, a ton.

Ew no.

Kinda.

Yes. When a jellyfish bit me. Had no choice.

Yes...

No.

No.

Yes.

no on all of them

yes, yes i have.