are 你 a vampire?

YES! ..................... And I sparkle!




Not!

No, I am not. But if I was, I would like to be a True Blood vampire ;]

Nobody's a vampire, silly. :P Maybe it's just your imagination~

I most certainly am a vampire. Ask me nicely and I'll make 你 one to. ;P3

I wish i was! I wanna be a vampire diaries Vampire! :D! HEHE!

Of course not, silly. *Transylvanian accent* But I must say, 你 have a very lovely neck.

i am not a vampire cuz i don't suck blood nor do i sparkle like a gaylord

Well let me tell u d truth! I m a half vampire,1 of my vampire teeth hav fully grown & i m waiting for the other 1 to grow also,after it grows i'll b a full VAMPIRE!!ITS TRUE,IF ANY1 IS INTERESTED 2 BCUM A VAMPIRE JUST MSG ME,I'L CUM 2 UR HOUSE MIDNIGHT & MAKE U 1 OF US. I M BLOOD THIRSTY!!YEAH XD XD XD XD

No,the sparkly vampire ruined it D:.

Here's the short answer:

NYU Student:*holding up diagram of human mouth* See these pointy teeth?*points to pointy teeth*

Me:*nods*

NYU Student: These are called your kanine teeth.

*Me thoughts: So I'm not a vampire in training? Bummer!*
Me: I never knew that.

NYU Student: Most kids your age think they're fangs.

Me:*sarcastically* 你 don't say.

Of course not, silly! I'm a Zombie! :D

yes,im drinking blood right now! :D

yes

No, I'm a polar bear.
Don't ask, 你 won't get an explanation. o3o

Yea! *Whispers in your ear* Not really, my eyes are just a weird color and my skin sparkles. My name is Edward Cullen 8D

no i am not a vampire why would 你 think that just because i like caroline out of the vampire diaries

Yes I am a pure blood vampire