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sapherequeen said:
Wow. So much in so little time...
1) Knock my mom out with a bat
2) Get her car keys
3) Steal her car
4) Drive the car into my school's cafeteria
5) Kidnap my friend, Danny from school
6) Kidnap my friend Nina (btw, they both have issues)
7) Take the bat I used on my mother and knock out my least 最喜爱的 teachers
8) Get some gasoline and burn the school down with Nina's and Danny's help.
9) Nina, Danny, and I drive to a nearby Seven Eleven and rob that store.
10) We take some alcohol with us (mainly for me ^^)
11) We go on the highway while I drink and drive xD
12) We drive all the way to Hollywood nonstop, even though we're only minors
13) We rob some gas stations along the way
14) We get to LA and break into Leonardo DiCaprio's house.
15) Nina and I have a threesome with Leonardo, while Danny videotapes it (Cause it's wrong for a 40 something 年 old man to sleep with minors)
16) After we're done with Leo, we do the same with Orlando Bloom.
17) Then we do the same with Will Smith.
18) 由 then our car's engine and motor are fully dead, so we steal Will's car
19) We kidnap Justin Bieber
20) We go to a strict, Catholic all girl school for 12-year-olds and break into it.
21) We lock all the nuns in the basement.
22) We leave Justin Bieber there so the students can finally have some fun, and we steal any money that's there.
23) We drive to Forks, Washington and break into Forks High school.
24) We look for Edward and Bella, then kidnap them.
25) We then kidnap Jacob.
26) We get Edward and Jacob drunk, then have them fight.
27) We throw Bella off a cliff if she has any complaints.
28) We leave Edward and Jacob when the fight's over, and drive to the White House.
29) We kidnap the Republicans.
30) We throw the Republicans off the cliff and have them 加入 Bella.
31) We steal the money from the white house.
32) We drive back to California.
33) I leave Danny at a strip club.
34) I leave Nina at a theatre so she can achieve her goal and become a well-knowna actress ^^ (At least I think that's her goal)
35) I steal the money from both the strip club and the theatre.
36) I pay a homeless stranger with some of the stolen money to 报道 me missing.
37) Then I have the stranger call again hours later to pronounce that I'm dead, so I won't have the my mother get the police to come for me when she wakes up the 下一个 day.
38) I create my own life in California despite my being under age and buy myself a house, a car, a pool, and a water 床, 床上 (Always wanted a water bed).
39) I live happily ever after in California and accomplish my dream as a writer.
40) Oh yeah, and I kidnap Leonardo DiCaprio and hypnotize him into thinking we're married.
41) Oh, and I pay a hitman to go after all my enemies ^_^
And that's my 日 :D
Yeah, I'd better stop drinking the coffee for the rest of the night. :I
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