The Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn is chasing me, what should i do?

Whenever the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn is chasing you, the Good 粉, 粉色 Flower-Shooting Unicorn is always close by. They're twins, see, and they can't be too far apart, despite the fact that they're 苦 enemies. So all 你 gotta do is scream "PENGUINS CAN FLY" really loud as 你 run, and then the Good Unicorn will be there in a matter of minutes. 你 just gotta hold out until he comes, 'kay? And it'll be super awesome when he does come because he shoots fire-dousing 花 out of his mouth, and they can defeat the the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn for a bit. Just for a bit, mind, so 你 gotta keep running even after the Good 粉, 粉色 Flower-Shooting Unicorn comes.

Got that?

Spray it with the good water breathing dragon(me 接吻 the good dragon)

Ignore the voices in your head, it's the Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn talking to you, trying to get 你 to have a 茶 party with him! If he some how makes 你 have a girly 茶 party with him, do not drink the tea. I repeat DO NOT DRINK THE TEA, 或者 else 你 would be shooting 蝴蝶 out your butt for a week. But I did hear from the magical woodlen 精灵 that the scones are okay. 或者 was it the jam... Well, one of those turnes 你 into a one eye troll, so I suggest 你 eat none. But wait here's a better idea, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE.

Keep running until 你 see a 彩虹 made up of colours of Red, Blue and Yellow, once 你 found it shout 'I Belive I Can Fly!' at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your voice until a crocodlie with red eyes, a scorpione tail on it's head and can walk on two legs appereas in a puff of cheese colourd smoke in front of you, he is friendly. He will take 你 to safty.

Hope that helps :D.

Tell the unicorn to eat a breath mint; his breath must be horrible if it's mouth is full of fire!

break his horn off and stab his 屁股 with it...
:)

the unicorn is alergic to pants so all u have 2 do is eat ur pants and keep running than once its "dead" from the fumes then u keep running b4 it eats your soul and about the voices in ur head m i would have that checked out 由 a doctor. also if u say dont eat me to the unicorn it will take it as offense and get a whole football team of 独角兽 to beat u up. take my adivise and u wiill be safe

WTF...????!!!! IDK, I AIN'T CRAZZY!!

Couple things 你 could do: Tickle it :3. Give it a hug soo hard that it pops like a zit... 或者 give a death stare so cold, your could see it's soul and make it explode:D Have fun with it!!