你 have 30 秒 until the world explodes...

30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
*waits*
*looks at stopwatch*
*waits some more*

Well, i guess the world won't be-KA-BOOOOOM!*the world explods*

i have a slow internet connection. my 30 秒 ran out in the process of answe...

OMG REALLY?!?!?!?

-everyone doing the countdown-

5!4!3!2!1!0-

随意 girl:I 爱情 你 JACOB!

other 随意 girl:NO EDWARD!-hits in face with shovel-

-nothing happens,everyones confused,while the girl looks around embarresed-

Guy:Huh,i guess the world isnt gonna explode...

-girl and other girl get in shovel fight while other team edward and jacob come and beat eachother up-

Everyone looks at them

Everyone:o_o....

no way !!
Well I 爱情 你 daddy.
I want to say bye world !!
~explodes~

omg some guy have sex with me right nowZ!!!!!!!!!!!! wat?? i might as swell:)

call my crush & say tha i luv him
(i really wud say that)

Man, why 你 gotta scare me?! >.<

I WANNA APOLIGIZE FOR ANY WRONG I HAVE DONE,I WANNA SAY I AM GRATEFUL FOR ALL THE THINGS I HAVE
I 爱情 你 MAMA!I 爱情 你 PAPA!I 爱情 你 ALL PLEASE DON'T EXPLODE,WORLD,WE'RE SORRY FOR WHAT WE HAVE DONE, SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THAT SUICIDAL TERIROST WHO WANTS TO KILL US ALL ALONG WITH HIMSELF!

OMG! NOOO!!! I HAVENT EVEN MET JUSTIN BIEBER YET!!! *cries* *30 秒 later* sniff..its been 更多 than 30 seconds...YAY!!!! xD

What?! *runs and jumps on the bed* I lov......BOOM *world explodes*

Isn't this going to be a wonderful life to reflect on in 30 damn 秒 that I've wasted trying to answer this question! I'd like to say one thing and one thing only: I 爱情 SHA-
*BOOM*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *calls crush* I 爱情 你 SO MUCH! *hangs up* *30 秒 past and nothing* The world is still here! OMG! I have A LOT of explaining to do with my crush... heheheheehehe

oh fu*BOOM*

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

SHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Let me enjoy my dieing moments!














AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, just wait I need to finish this answe-

*BOOM*

Aw man, 你 are NOT the people I wanted to die with.*counts to 30* hey... I guess the world isn't going to- KABOOOOOOMMMM.The End.

I don't believe you.
*waits 30 seconds*
See, whenever someone says that shit it always ends in not happening. Like for example, it's not gonna explode becuz I counted off. It won't explode because it won't.
*waits a minute*
See?
*waits 4 minutes*
....
*waits 30 seconds*
This is bor- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! *world explodes*

REALLY?! I HAVENT EVEN STARTED MY WILL!

i like how this was 发布 3 hours ago

*attention everyone the world well explode in 30 second......please scream and run around in circles*

i've never been down this road, teach me how 2 grow while i'm moving inside of you...

哈哈 sorry 4 the randomness, that's seriously wut i thaught when i saw this question...XD XD XD