if taylor HOTner called u wht would u say nd wht would be ur reaction?

"How the hell did 你 get my phone number?" -hangs up-

*Lautner

"STFU"

Then hang up.

A- How did 你 get my number?
B- Your really cliche
C- All your 电影院 suck
D- learn how to act
E- I don't think your hot at all
D- Bye

"you left your hockey skates in Evan's locker."
because he did (he lives in my town).

When he 说 hello I'd say:

No one cares.

Then I'd hang up and go to the 情绪硬核 Corner. (We call the corner where we go to when we are scared the 情绪硬核 Corner. XD)

Me: WHAT THE F*UCK? GET OFF MY PHONE!
Taylor: ...
Me: AAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Taylor: I'm not on your phone...I'm on my phone...
Me: BUT YOU'RE TALKING THROUGH MY PHONE!! *gasp* GET OUTTA MY PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taylor: Yeaaah...you know, I think I'm gonna hang up now...yeah, bye.

"STFU, stalker. idk how u got my phone number, u creepya$$. but two words: twilight suks. two words to describe one of the reasons twilight suks: ur voice

... *hangs up*

Ok I would be like, *picks up phone* " Hello?, OMG IT'S TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!,WHY DID U CALL ME U STUPID UGLY?, I HATE U, U LOOK LIKE U WEAR LISTICK!!! I HATE U SO MUCH GOODBYE!! *hangs up phone*

"Put a 衬衫 on"

*hangs up*

I guess I'd probably tell him that he's cute but I have a 日期 with my DVD player and VDO (my 最喜爱的 actor whom I find way hotter than Taylor. Look at the most 最近的 image uploaded on my 个人资料 if 你 want to see a really hot pic of him. On 秒 thought, meh it's the Justin Bieber 粉丝 not the Taylor Lautner ones I'm trying to convert.)

I would say I used to like 你 before 你 started doing bloyboy and posting all of those nude pics and before 你 dated a guy 3 years 以前 and before 你 went to that gay party! (yes he did all that)

I would say "hi how r u doin buddy?",i would be as normal as everyday :/

"How the fuck do 你 know my number?"

"how the hell did 你 get my number? Please don't call again. Bye."

What's there to be jealous about Taylor Loser?
My reaction would be, "Fuck off my phone, 你 fag!"