run to 厨房 roll under their feet * past them * grab a 厨房 刀 and stab them repeatedly in the back then take their wallet and take their cash and credit cardz! Then i would go buy myself a gun and sword for protection! =D
I'm a fencer, I'd grab my stick (why won't my mom buy me a foil 或者 some kind of sword?) Robber: Gimme your money 或者 I shoot! Me: EN GARD! *Advances and lunges* Robber: OOF! *stomach is stabbed* Me: TAKE THAT! *knocks him over head and knocks him out* Me:Foolish man, 你 don't rob fencers!
Me just being there will scare them out... (i am REALLY Social.) I will probably talk about a 随意 Topic Me: Do 你 like Potatos? Robber : Yeah sure Now TELL ME WHERE THE MONEY IS! Me: Heres my wallet this is where i keep money but they ran away :( Robber: What the? Me:POTATO!!!! Robber: WHERE IS THE MONEY 或者 IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!! Me:Gosh Someone is in a hurry. Robber: I have plenty of time. Me: Wanna Play cooking Mama? Did 你 bring 你 DS? Robber: COME ON!!! IM LEAVING WHATS THE USE!!!!!! Me: Ok Bye!!!! Come again Soon! *parents come home* Mom : honey what happened? Me: A robber Came! Dad:OH MY GOD!!! CALL THE COPS!!! Me: No!!! 下一个 time he comes were gonna play Cooking Mama!!!He forgot his DS!! The End. Plan 2 Hide (im really sneaky) grabs a sword and 你 no the rest.... And while i'd do it ill be carrying a potato in a baby blanket :)