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firegirl1515 said:
AHHH I thought this would be one of those "The Game" trick questions, so I thought about The Game and I 迷失 The Game!
Now, on to guessing:
Your Mom bought 你 an 象, 大象 for your birthday (she didn't actually buy it, she 偷了 it from the Big 苹果 Circus, but that's another story) which was fifteen months 以前 because she was late, and told 你 that 你 were really adopted from another planet? And then your real parents came to take 你 back to 说 planet (at light speed), called majoRawesomEpiErandoM-5 and took 你 to Yoda who told 你 你 were a Jedi, and then from the shock of having learned so much exciting news in four hours 你 turned evil and blew up majoRawesomEpiErandoM-5's talking moon named JOEJELLY, and then the majoRawesomEpiErandoM-5ians kicked 你 off the planet, and 你 wandered the universe for five hours and then a meteorite picked 你 up and 你 rode it back to Earth, miraculously surviving reentry (with your alien powers) and coming back to your Earth 首页 unharmed? And then 你 told someone the story and they sent 你 to a psychiatric hospital, where 你 were put in solitary confinement and are now 写作 this from, right after Elmo tortured 你 with crayons?
If that's what happened then that's SO weird, because that just happened to me this Tuesday (it's okay though, I'm out of solitary- Dora, the Wonder Pets and the voices in my head helped me escape).
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