Whats an inspirational yet funny quote?

"Do not insult someone until 你 walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when 你 do insult them, you're a mile away and 你 have their shoes." Anonymous

Never take life seriously, no one makes it out alive anyways.-Unknown

i dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can 交叉, 十字架 the road without having their motives questioned.

Vidal Sassoon: Inspirational Funny Quote
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

Thomas Holcroft: Inspirational Funny Quote
The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.

Here's a couple, oh and a t-shirt that is funny (I think)

Women are like teabags. 你 never know how strong they are, until they are in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt

"hiding how 你 really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make 你 nice, it just makes 你 a liar." -The book of luke
Kinda funny haha :P

"What is it in here that stinks so much?"
"That's the victory, mate"

Severus Snape & Sirius Black from the fanfiction 'Conversations under control" 由 Hani'n'FlauFlau
(i know it may not count as a REAL quote but i simply 爱情 it!)

"Don't start none, won't be none."

Forgot where that's from but it sure inspires me to keep my attitude in check. And it's also my message for them instigators out there. =D

"cause this is what i do every time every 日 every 秒 this hold on tight we`re bringing down the government" - The Doctor in The Beast Bellow