Episode 1 - Pilot
Emmett: [referring to an attractive man at Babylon] "My God, have 你 ever seen anything 更多 beautiful?"
Ted: "Venice. At sunset."
Emmett: "Fine. 你 go down the Grand Canal, I'll go down on him."
Michael [voice-over]: "Emmett can be a little campy. Okay, a lot campy. But you've got to admit, these days it takes real guts to be a 皇后乐队 in a world full of commoners."
Michael [voice-over]: "Ted's this really smart guy and he's got a really big heart. Only, nobody here is interested in the size of that organ."
Michael: We need to go. We want to eat.
[Brian is receiving oral sex from a guy in the back room of Babylon.]
Brian: I'm just gonna give him my number.
Michael: "What'd 你 do, write it on your dick?"
Michael: "That was quick."
Ted: "Not when you've had as much practice as he's had."