What's up y'all & Princeton, why are 你 pushing Kenneth Crear LOL!!!!! XD ;D :) <3 ;* ;)

-___- sorry u guys...schoolwork....homeowrk....writeoff's...EVRYTHING!!!! *eye roll* mayne i swear!!! UGGGG!!! n hav u guys ever seen that cideo "single ladies backwards" freakiest ish ive EVER seen!!!! bey is luminotic...or howwver u spell it. if u guys hav the strength enough 2 look it up...dnt freak. 哈哈 i was scared 2 go 2 sleep last night!!! ANYWAY...story time cuz i havnt been writng but ive been busy so sorry!!! HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!!

my pov
prince iz jacobe??? jacobe is prince??? u got 2 be kidding me!!!

at school the 下一个 day

me-HE'S WAT??? R U KIDDING?!?!?! DNT U DARE LIE 2 ME DEE!!!! TF?!!!!...

Keke looks at me then Diggy then i looked at her then Diggy
Jenna:y..yea sure
Keke:I'll be outside
Jenna:K
Keke leaves then Diggy slaps me.And i fall to the floor
Jenna:ow!!!
Diggy:Thought i forgot and was gone let 你 just walk out huh?
Jenna:I am sorry i made a big mistake walking out that door just don't hit me ok?
Diggy:Baby I'm not gonna hit you,come here
I go and sit on Diggy's lap and he starts 接吻 me hard
Jenna:D..Diggy...Stop
Diggy:You know 你 like it
Princeton walks in and looks at my red face then Diggy
Jenna:Diggy stop
Diggy:Bitch i 说 nawhl
He see's Princeton
Diggy:Wassup Bro
Princeton:Man...

On a warm sunny friday afternoon............

I was walkin' 首页 from school and I bumped into someone and I apologized for bumping into them on accident.

Me:sorry about that I was'nt lookin' where I was going
Boy:it's o.k 天使 face,my name is Princeton
Me:My name is Michelle
Princeton:well i'm sorry for bumpin' into 你 to

After we apologized I asked if he wanted to come to the mall tommorow with me and my friennds to pick some stuff up for my party ,he 说 yes and I got his number so I could call him.

Me:so call 你 later
Princeton:yea 天使 face*kisses my cheek*
Me:*kisses him back on the cheek*...

STILL AT THE HOSPITAL
NURSE:WELL I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS
ASHLEY:OOH WHAT IS IT
EVERYBODY:WHAT IS IT
NURSE:U R THROWING UP BLOOD BECAUSE U R 2MTHS PREGNANT AND HAVENT BEEN TAKING PRENATAL PILLS AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST BABY
ASHLEY AND PROD:OMG WE R PREGNANT
EVERYBODY:YAY 2 婴儿 CONGRATS
ASHLEY:NAIYELL WE PREGNANT TOGETHER
ME:LOL I KNOW PREGOS SWAGG
EVERYBODY:LOL
PROD:WELP LEGGO GET THEM PRENATAL PILLS
BOIZ:DADDY PRINCE AND DADDY PROD
GIRLS:SOON TO BE DADDY ROC AND DADDY RAY
SELINA AND MELINA:UHH UHH
EVERYBODY:LOL
RAY:NAIYELL WHEN U DUE
ME:DANG 哈哈 JK STILL 4 更多 MTHS
EVERYBODY:AWHHH 2 MB BABIES
ME AND ASHLEY:SHUT...

-My name is Keke (my nickname) Bradford (fake last name :p) Just a girl who moved to LA, California (yeah right :p) Startin' school today, (ugh, kill me) one mom, one little sis & Zero dad, (i got a best friend who moved here also, same time). Btw some things i wud NOT do in real life are in dis story. For example lik: choking my mom. (hell she'd choke me first wit those big hands) ALRIGHT LET'S GO!-

Me: *Sleeping on bed.* *All of a sudden I feel a slight cold & wet feeling.*
Me: Wth? IT'S 6 IN DA MORNING!!! *Looks around to see Jen, (Lil sis) (Nickname) holding a gray big bucket.

//My...

-This is gonna be bad........for Keke!! *me :D*-


Roc: Prince....she.....
Prod: SHUT UP ROC!!!!!
Prince: (looks completely clueless) What?
My mom: Come on everybody, get inside.

//Inside the house, Prod and 射线, 雷 are sitting on the 长椅, 沙发 watching tv, Prince is in the 厨房 helping my mom cooking food, my sister is upstairs in her room, don't know where Roc at, i'm in my bedroom listening to music

Me: (sitting on my bed, on my ipod)
Roc: (walks in my room then sits on my bed) I'm bored.
Me: Why 你 telling me??
Roc: Because you're fun.
Me: And??
Roc: And stupid.
Me: (hits him with my pillow) Boy please!!...