Prince: 嘿 baby wake up
you: Prince I'm awake
(Prince starts tickleing you)
Prince: babeeeee wake up
you: if 你 don't get out my face with that-
(Prince interupts you)
Prince: I got 你 tickets to go see Chris Brown
you: ayeee why 你 didn't say that before. That's all 你 had to say to get me up
Prince: yeah it's not true I just knew it'd make 你 get up
you: well I'm going back to sleep
Prince: no no no no
(Prince grabs 你 before 你 can lay back down)
Prince: come on I have a surprise for you
you: can't it wait
(Prince slaps 你 on your butt)
Prince: no now lets go
you: ughhh where are we going
Prince:...
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