“Ugh,” I wail, dragging my feet in defeat after me.
Why had I ever come up with this idea in the first place? This must have been the most stupid thing I could possibly think of at my age. I mean, I was thirteen years old: the age where I should have stopped fantasising. So why the heck would I go through it? I know why, and it is because I am stupid. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Exactly five days ago, I had ran away from “home”. I know what 你 are thinking: 你 put quotations around the word ‘home’, so 你 must have a story behind that. And 你 are defiantly right! And since 你 were about to ask me that (or if 你 weren’t, but the story was coming anyway, so get over it), I will tell 你 my dreadful past!
I was born in a science laboratory. Did 你 read that? A science laboratory! Just saying it makes me wonder if I am not just a clone created from wacky ideas! Oh, and to make it sound even worse: the lab was placed in an evil association’s headquarters. I grew up playing with plasma 枪 and almost getting eaten 由 a ten foot long Sharpedo when the grunts brought back hostages!
Oh yes, if I could choose how my childhood played out, I wouldn’t change a thing. Ya right!
And my parents! I don’t even want to talk about my wacko parents. Have 你 ever read one of those history 图书 that hold inside a bunch of lame villains from the past? Well, 你 will find my parents in the J’s. Although, I refuse to give 你 their names because I also refuse to mention them at all, so deal with it. Just keep 阅读 though it till 你 find a couple that spent their late teens trying to steal a 皮卡丘 from a ten 年 old boy.
Have 你 realised who I am related to yet? If not, 你 must suffer from the disease called “stupidity” because even saying 皮卡丘 screams their names loud and clear. Jessie and James for crying out loud!
I hate everybody who made me say those names. Those names have cursed my life. It was the pure embarrassment of being their daughter that got me the most. They were utter fools and that would affect me in the long run. Sure, they were high up in the Team Rocket organisation now, but they were evil. Since they were evil, that meant I have to grow up to be evil. I don’t want that.
So I ran away. Truth be told, my dream is to be a 神奇宝贝 trainer; the exact opposite of being a grunt. Being a trainer, I could travel the world catching new 神奇宝贝 in the wild and win gym badges fairly. The thought about becoming a trainer makes me squeal in happiness.
My idol is no one other than the famous Ash
Ketchum. Ya, my parents would ground me for life if I ever 说 that out loud, but I don’t care. Ash is the one who inspired me to run away to train pokémon. He had a bumpy road at the start of his journey, but still never gave up. I wish I possessed the same courage that he did back then.
That’s it! If I put 更多 determination into fulfilling my dreams I can make them into reality! Afterall, I already ran away, so not like I can turn back now. Once I become a master, all Team Rocket grunts will faint in defeat from my awesomeness! Either that, 或者 send rabid 神奇宝贝 out to destroy the traitor….. But that won’t matter when I am surrounded 由 my own strong pokémon!
I am Jenny Thorn, and I was once a grunt!
Why had I ever come up with this idea in the first place? This must have been the most stupid thing I could possibly think of at my age. I mean, I was thirteen years old: the age where I should have stopped fantasising. So why the heck would I go through it? I know why, and it is because I am stupid. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Exactly five days ago, I had ran away from “home”. I know what 你 are thinking: 你 put quotations around the word ‘home’, so 你 must have a story behind that. And 你 are defiantly right! And since 你 were about to ask me that (or if 你 weren’t, but the story was coming anyway, so get over it), I will tell 你 my dreadful past!
I was born in a science laboratory. Did 你 read that? A science laboratory! Just saying it makes me wonder if I am not just a clone created from wacky ideas! Oh, and to make it sound even worse: the lab was placed in an evil association’s headquarters. I grew up playing with plasma 枪 and almost getting eaten 由 a ten foot long Sharpedo when the grunts brought back hostages!
Oh yes, if I could choose how my childhood played out, I wouldn’t change a thing. Ya right!
And my parents! I don’t even want to talk about my wacko parents. Have 你 ever read one of those history 图书 that hold inside a bunch of lame villains from the past? Well, 你 will find my parents in the J’s. Although, I refuse to give 你 their names because I also refuse to mention them at all, so deal with it. Just keep 阅读 though it till 你 find a couple that spent their late teens trying to steal a 皮卡丘 from a ten 年 old boy.
Have 你 realised who I am related to yet? If not, 你 must suffer from the disease called “stupidity” because even saying 皮卡丘 screams their names loud and clear. Jessie and James for crying out loud!
I hate everybody who made me say those names. Those names have cursed my life. It was the pure embarrassment of being their daughter that got me the most. They were utter fools and that would affect me in the long run. Sure, they were high up in the Team Rocket organisation now, but they were evil. Since they were evil, that meant I have to grow up to be evil. I don’t want that.
So I ran away. Truth be told, my dream is to be a 神奇宝贝 trainer; the exact opposite of being a grunt. Being a trainer, I could travel the world catching new 神奇宝贝 in the wild and win gym badges fairly. The thought about becoming a trainer makes me squeal in happiness.
My idol is no one other than the famous Ash
Ketchum. Ya, my parents would ground me for life if I ever 说 that out loud, but I don’t care. Ash is the one who inspired me to run away to train pokémon. He had a bumpy road at the start of his journey, but still never gave up. I wish I possessed the same courage that he did back then.
That’s it! If I put 更多 determination into fulfilling my dreams I can make them into reality! Afterall, I already ran away, so not like I can turn back now. Once I become a master, all Team Rocket grunts will faint in defeat from my awesomeness! Either that, 或者 send rabid 神奇宝贝 out to destroy the traitor….. But that won’t matter when I am surrounded 由 my own strong pokémon!
I am Jenny Thorn, and I was once a grunt!
Mewoth:Im goig to steal ur pokemon
Shaylyn:NO WAY GO GLACIA
Glacia:and now I'm at this dumb park
Shaylyn:I thout u wanted to go
Glacia:Call u back swetie by
Shaylyn:GLACIA ICE BEAM
Glacia:fine
Mewoth:crud
*10 min later*
Glacia:Ok I killed him happy!?>:1
Shaylyn:Munch
Glacia:And she was eating 鱼 sticks the hole time figers -_-
Shaylyn:u want some?
Glacia:...Sure ^_^
Pie:udfgffjgddhjuytfgrshif 随意 typeing time k put on funny 音乐 it's supposed to be funny xfggdtrfgufyuuggfdyuuggfdvhttyyuuuuhjjjhhhjhwreujdffccjmnffhklsaygujikydfzvvjjthuwwdhjjjhhhhhddtgjjsffsieirirewirwppwgairrpeleyqwueoekdoddldldflkdkdsjodoroddodossoeweioreieuririrtiitittitiyiyout
Shaymin:To be contined
Shaylyn:NO WAY GO GLACIA
Glacia:and now I'm at this dumb park
Shaylyn:I thout u wanted to go
Glacia:Call u back swetie by
Shaylyn:GLACIA ICE BEAM
Glacia:fine
Mewoth:crud
*10 min later*
Glacia:Ok I killed him happy!?>:1
Shaylyn:Munch
Glacia:And she was eating 鱼 sticks the hole time figers -_-
Shaylyn:u want some?
Glacia:...Sure ^_^
Pie:udfgffjgddhjuytfgrshif 随意 typeing time k put on funny 音乐 it's supposed to be funny xfggdtrfgufyuuggfdyuuggfdvhttyyuuuuhjjjhhhjhwreujdffccjmnffhklsaygujikydfzvvjjthuwwdhjjjhhhhhddtgjjsffsieirirewirwppwgairrpeleyqwueoekdoddldldflkdkdsjodoroddodossoeweioreieuririrtiitittitiyiyout
Shaymin:To be contined
Malissa:Look who's talking.
*Mr.meow meow takes a crap in jasmine's food*
Jasmine:Eww.Icka*Scoff*
Kara:Bad grammar.
Alex:Kara,is icka even a word?
James:Nope.
Hailey:Is it because I'm deformed?!Because of my eyes?!Isn't it?!Isn't it!?!
*Ash breaks through the cafeteria window*
Some guy:Ow my eye!
Mallissa:Nobody cares!
Ash:Did someone say deformed?!Must kill deformed Pokemon!
*Ash takes out a knife*
Ash:Where is it?!
*Alex stares at him,till he catches fire*
Ash:AHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Alex pushes Ash out a closed window.*
Malissa:Freak!
End