PG 13 bad laungage is used in this story

”Isabella!!! Please just listen to me!!! Stay clam!!! I'm here!!! Your not alone...I'm here Ferb is here everyone of your 老友记 are here!!!! I'm scared as hell but I don't wanna freak Isabella out. I obviously know she has a huge crush on me. I 爱情 her too but I'm too scared to tell her. Right now I'm just worried about Isabella. All she can think about is her mom and I can tell. “Isabella, can 你 please just stay clam. I know your mom will come back.” “NOOOO she's out there outside during a fucking hurricane!!! I got a damn reason to be...

A/N Ahh this is the life I'm in my room, my ibeat's plugged into my Xperia x10mini and a few snack, glass of 牛奶 下一个 to me... and I'm ready to roll...

I always knew she was 表演 weird around me!
So one night I was wondering about her and then it hit me! It was a book that Ferb throwed at me! Don't know why but the 标题 was "Girls" so skiped a few page and went to page #26 then I took a peek, it says "bla bla bla if a girl is 表演 weird around 你 maybe she likes you!" Now I was wondering again "What! that doesn't feel right! She's my best friend! She can't be in 爱情 with me!" but the...