"Madly Madagascar": Bobblehead Row

I'm 阅读 some of the synopsises of the PoM comic 图书 on Madagascar Wikia, and some are better than the real episodes!

Issue 1: Synopsis - "Join the Penguins of Madagascar on an all-new mission! When the Penguins discover that the zoo's new platypus Mia has been separated from her eggs, they put their military minds together to hatch a plan for a Great Escape - back to her native Australia! Goodbye New York, Hello adventure!"

Issue 2: Synopsis - "Stranded in Brazil, Skipper enlists the help of some unusual locales, including a snake named Jose who is anything but, in order to reunite his...

I wrote this a couple months 以前 and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST 日 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 爱情 SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE 秒 日 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 爱情 SHIPPED TO ME
2 火箭筒, bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD 日 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 爱情 SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 火箭筒, bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 火箭筒, bazooka BLASTERS...

你 know that Phineas and Ferb episode where they find that alien that only says "Meep!" (HEY I CAN BE A 粉丝 OF OTHER SHOWS!) Well, I think our boys should meet Meep now. Don't ask, I just came up with this at the 最佳, 返回页首 of my head.

Authors Note: This is like a transcript, so 你 can act it out with your friends

Scene 1: 企鹅 Habitat, on 最佳, 返回页首 of the floe
Kowalski: Alright, Rico, ready to test my new invention?
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright! (holds up a complicated looking machine) ready?
Rico: Yeah! (puts on baseball glove)
Kowalski: Playball! (he hold up the machine and shoots a baseball up in the...

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see 你 fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island
    *Sniff, sniff*
    (Sea salt, rollercoaster grease and all-beef franks?)
    Kowalski quickly stood up, still half-asleep, and looked around. He moved a step closer to 支撑, 海岸 to get a better view and tripped over something small. He picked it up, "A crushed soda can?"
    Kowalski realized he had washed up onto Coney Island based on the colorful machines and the carousel, and with this he also remembered yesterday's drama. Skipper's betrayal,...

Part 1 - The 迷失 Otter
Setting: A 城堡 near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King 獭, 水獭 continues to 搜索 for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years 以前 one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

Yup. I have officially 迷失 interest of POM. I can't really explain it - I've outgrown it.


My 最喜爱的 shows have always been adult FBI action shows. Such as Fringe, Bones, and Criminal Minds. If 你 like POM and other child friendly shows, then I suggest 你 don't check these out.


I also 爱情 comedy. But adult comedy. I've liked it since the 5th grade when I barely understood most of the jokes (I didn't get most of the jokes until the 6th grade). Its always appealed to me and I've outgrown 动画片 at around the age of 11. I would probably still 爱情 them if they replaced the 破烂, 垃圾 we see on...

This is one looong chapter. XD
And it has me in it! :3
Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD

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Chapter 1: For starters

Monday. 10:03 a.m.

It was a warm breezy 日 in the 月 of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.

Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 分钟 straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...

My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was 圣诞节 eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years 以前 when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, 你 must understand, this 企鹅 HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...

Skipper sighed. Another mission, another day. This time, Marlene needed help getting popcorn. He sipped his coffee. If only she knew, knew how much he cared. But it could never be. She didn’t feel the same way. At least, as far as he could tell.
Speak of the devil. Marlene burst in the door.
“Guys! Guys!” she shouted, running around with her arms flailing about.
“Guys, my diary – it’s gone!” Private gasped in horror. “Maybe 你 misplaced it somewhere.”
“Don’t worry Marlene; we’ll help 你 find it.” Skipper smiled. He glanced at his boys. Already they were set off into...

The Final Battle


Ok, so this is pretty much the climax of the story. I realize that the chapters have been getting shorter and shorter, but this is the longest one since the first. Anyway, this chapter gets a little violent so if 你 don’t like your 最喜爱的 characters getting hurt, send me a message, and I’ll tell 你 what happened. 由 the way, I think one of the Narnia 图书 has the same 标题 as this chapter so if 你 happen to be the author….. PLEASE DON’T SUE! All right, back to the story.

Skipper surfaced, greedily gulping air. The stink made him retch, but he was too worried...

A Journey and a Job

Okay, well, here’s the 秒 chapter! Sorry about that ridiculously long intro on the 前一个 chapter. This one is shorter. In fact it should be over right about… NOW!

“Skippa?” Private 说 through his beak, “Just how long do we have to stay like this?”
The team was seated in a large pile of beanie 婴儿 at the LaGuardia souvenir stand.
“Just until our plane comes in, young Private,” the leader answered.
“Well, who’s idea was it to 显示 up three hours early?” Johnson complained, “I can’t feel my…uh, never mind,” he said, seeing Private staring...

Not alot of people know what happend in Denmark with Skipper. So, heres my idea.

Skipper jumped off the plane silently as it headed over Denmark. He was on a mission for the 企鹅 strike force. They located Blowhole in Denmark and they sent their best spy to go and spy on him.


Skipper landed and headed to a secret HQ to get 更多 information. Unlike the US, they had puffins. There organazation was called The Danes.

Skipper entered the Danes HQ and went to the comando,Hans. Hans told skipper where Blowhole was and he headed for it. Halfway there,he saw a strange man in colorful clothing and long...

VOTE FOR ME!

1.) I 爱情 Kowalski waaaaaaaaaaaaay more!
2.) Kowalski isn't gay!
3.) I want to be with him more!
4.) Our relationship would be waaay 更多 sweet than Kico!
5.) I loved him WAAAAAY longer than before kico was thought of!
6.) Rico is violent. I 爱情 science. Who has 更多 in common with Kowalski? Me!
7.) I make all 100's in science, 爱情 it, and I 爱情 candy!
8.) I'm making a 列表 about how much I 爱情 him!
9.) I'll cry if 你 don't!
10.)Rico has a doll girlfriend! He can't be with kowalski!
11.) If 你 vote Kico, 你 will be hated 由 me AND homophobes!
12.) I has anger issues. If u don't, I...

Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured 由 Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico
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"Rico, dynamite!"

Skippers urgent, demanding voice rang through the sewer. Rico hacked up the glowing red stick and threw it into one of the pipes. KABOOM! A blast of water shot out of the pipe, along with twenty 或者 so of the 鼠, 大鼠 King's servants.

"So rodents, how is your plan going to block the...

由 the way fanpoppers who read this. I am going to change the way my characters speak. It will now b in quotation marks k so I hope u enjoy part 3!!!!
__________________________________________________Kowalski slowly stooped to his feet ready to open the hatch. Skipper was shaking violently, Private was shaking just as much as Skipper. Private was upset that he practically arranged all their deaths; he took the hardest blow from this. He was the guilty one who messed up Kowalski's invention the one who made who would make his 老友记 die because of it. Private couldn't take it anymore his legs...

Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...

爱情 Me Do

Kowalski stuck his head out of the fishbowl entrance, a large grin spread across his face.

“Well Skipper, what do need to talk to me about?” He questioned almost teasingly knowing why he had been summoned.

“Ok Kowalski, here’s the thing, 你 see that 獭, 水獭 over there,” Skipper’s flipper motioned towards Marlene’s habitat, “that 獭, 水獭 is the epitome of everything I stand against, she is the black to my white, the up to my down, the zig to my zag, the…”

“I get the point Skipper just finish what 你 were going to say I have a lot of work to do” Kowalski interrupted....

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 2: Bring it on!
    "So how long should this race be?" Private asked as the three penguins stood on their iceblock oevrlooking the zoo.
    Kowalski looked around and thought about the perimeter measurements and the average speed a 企鹅 could run along with the measurement of exactly 400 yards to place the finish line. "I have a theory. I think it would be best to have the race start in Marlene's habitat and go through the zooveneir 商店 and end back here at the base. Do 你 agree?"
    Private and Rico...