Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 你 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 由 golly 你 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins 接吻 Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have 你 been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 你 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 由 golly 你 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will 吞, 燕子 the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About...

Lame 标题 is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a 射线, 雷 gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 分钟 I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all 年 round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees 或者 bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat 你 up and nothing else." He said.
The 小马, 柯尔特 whinnied again...

*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried 由 Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere 秒 before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just 秒 ago.

We were...

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: 嘿 you!
Me: Oh no, not 你 again.
Officer X: 你 know, 你 and your 企鹅 老友记 still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished 你 off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, 你 fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on 你 like sweet and 酸, 酸奶 sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...

(Morning)

Skipper was the first one awake the very 下一个 morning; followed shortly 由 Rico and Kowalski. Skipper walked over to his coffee urn and began brewing some coffee.

"Well boys, what's on the agenda today?" Skipper asked as the coffee urn began gurgling.

Kowalski was about to answer when he noticed that Private's bunk was empty.

"Ummm... Skipper it appears that Private isn't here," Kowalski 说 as pointed at Private's bunk.

Skipper looked over and let out a little growl.

"Seriously? What is going on with Private? I don't mind it if it's for the guests, but if it gets in the way of our training...

the 下一个 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) mourning guys.

Everyone: mourning Kiva.

Me: (gets out one snack and a bottle of water from my backpack)

Mort: why did 你 get snack and water?

Me: because the snack will give me energy and water will make me hydrate Mort (eats my snack then drinks a little bit of water).

Skipper: you're lucky Kiva. the rest of us need water as well 你 know.

Me: I know Skipper maybe all of us should go look for water.

Maurice: what?!

Marlene: Kiva are 你 crazy there are wild 动物 out there plus you're injured!

Me: I maybe injured Marlene but what choose do I have? I can't risk you...

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing 由 a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown 毛皮 anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a 老鼠, 鼠标 I look like minnie 老鼠, 鼠标 but different. I wear a 粉, 粉色 bow a 粉, 粉色 dress and 粉, 粉色 shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) 嘿 where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the 下一个 thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

Kowalski sat patiently on his bench in Central Park. It was under an efflorescing 樱桃 tree, which he knew was her favorite. It was early spring and the bright sun splashed through holes in the flowering canopy of the park's trees. The slight breeze blew a few petals from the trees, causing them to fall and create a blanket of 粉, 粉色 and white softness. It was everything he imagined for the start of a romance. The scientist pulled out his notepad and looked at his prediction for the day's happening. He spent much too long thinking of the moment.

She'd walk towards him slowly, look around in...

The look of horror on their faces 说 it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

"SKIPPER!" Private screamed, a 螃蟹 had clawed his bum, and wouldn't let go. He ran around frantically, Skipper extended his flipper *bam* Private hit Skippers flipper and fell flat on the hard black sea-stone. "Skipa!!" Rico screamed, his head had caught alight while trying to light a fire. "Ahh!!! Bob is angry!!" Kowalski screamed, his tuna 鱼 had caught alight. Skipper just stood and watched all three penguins running around frantically, he was on the verge of exploding with anger, he frowned so low 你 could barley see his eyes. "Skipper!" He heard two voices cry from behind. "What is...

Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the 太空 squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, 或者 whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the 太空 squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if 你 haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......

A shadowy figure grabbed Skipper's tape recorder and moved into a seperate and 更多 private room. The figure closed the door and made sure that he was alone. He pushed the record button on the tape recorder and began speaking.

"Private's log. June, 8th. I am very frightened now. It has been only a couple of days, but I fear that my life may be in danger. I've had some frightening enemies in the past. Dr. Blowhole, The Red Squirrel, and even the Amarillo Kid. But this guy frightens me 更多 than any of them combined. Who is this person that frightens me? I don't even know who he is. No, not he....

"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the 草 was go green 你 would say it was plastic, palm trees and 水果 trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed 由 a beautiful waterfall. If 你 could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the 鱼 swimming in the crystal water. "No, because 你 don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping....

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 2 – The Competition

    Back at the Central Park Zoo, Kowalski, Rico and Private were desperately trying to think of ways to change Skipper’s mind. “What are we going to do?!” Private asked the others, with a concerned look on his face, “This is only one night of the entire year. Skipper can’t afford to miss it.” “Don’t worry Private. I’m sure Skipper will come tonight. He just need time to think this through is all.” Kowalski assured him. “Do 你 think he would?” “Affirmative. However, if you’re not positively...

Liberty was deep into a painting when it happened. She loved painting. It help soothe her when things went wrong. She loved the gentle strokes of her brush as her masterpeices took form. Today a radiant image of the African plain glowed before her. She was almost done. The last thing to do was the sky. Suddenly she heard a familiar voice, "Am I interrupting something?"
Liberty gasped, looking around, her amber eyes darting to the entrance of her cave. A streak of sky blue slashed across the african plain. She looked back in dismay. Her homeland was ruined. She turned to see who'd been the cause...