Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR 圣诞节 Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.
Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially 圣诞节 Eve. So... what do 你 wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) 嘿 guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: 最佳, 返回页首 secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points it towards Skipper)
Skipper: What is it?
Kowalski: Well, Skipper, according to the red berries and small leaves, it appears to be a mistletoe. And according to tradition, anyone...(smirking) caught under it.... (giggling) must.... KISS! (bursts out laughing)
Skipper: Aww, do I have to?
Marlene: C'mon Skipper, just for the 圣诞节 spirit.
(Everyone leans in, except for Kowalski, who is too busy laughing too hard. Than he collects himself and looks expectantly at them)
Skipper: Alright, for the 圣诞节 spirit.
(They go into a long kiss, and after it is done they look at each other awkwardly for a second)
Marlene: (Awkwardly at first) Well, (than brightens up) anyway! 你 guys can take a turn if 你 want
Rico: Yeah!
(Rico rushes into the base. For a couple 秒 everything is quiet. The penguins look at Marlene and she just shrugs. Than Rico rushes back to the mistletoe, holding his dolly, and grabs the stick holding it)
Rico: 嘿 baby (Than he kisses the doll for only a few seconds)
Kowalski: MY TURN! (frantically grabs mistletoe stick and closes eyes) Please be someone pretty, please be someone pretty...
Kaitlyn(me): Awww Kowalski
Kowalski: (opens one eye) Huh?
Kaitlyn: Of course I will (Charges into the kiss)
Kowalski: (after the kiss, babbles like an idiot and faints)
Private: My turn! (grabs stick from Kowalski)
A bunch of Private fangirls: PRIVATE! AND MISTLETOE! GET HIM!
Private: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
(All of the fangirls topple onto Private, repeatedly 接吻 him)
Marlene: This is gonna be a really good 圣诞节 :)
HAHA, LOL. I'm sorry all Kowalski 粉丝 that wanted the 吻乐队(Kiss) from him, but I made this up on short notice lol. If 你 think its sucky, remind me of my problem areas and I'll see what I can do :)
~Katie Kat~
Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially 圣诞节 Eve. So... what do 你 wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) 嘿 guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: 最佳, 返回页首 secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points it towards Skipper)
Skipper: What is it?
Kowalski: Well, Skipper, according to the red berries and small leaves, it appears to be a mistletoe. And according to tradition, anyone...(smirking) caught under it.... (giggling) must.... KISS! (bursts out laughing)
Skipper: Aww, do I have to?
Marlene: C'mon Skipper, just for the 圣诞节 spirit.
(Everyone leans in, except for Kowalski, who is too busy laughing too hard. Than he collects himself and looks expectantly at them)
Skipper: Alright, for the 圣诞节 spirit.
(They go into a long kiss, and after it is done they look at each other awkwardly for a second)
Marlene: (Awkwardly at first) Well, (than brightens up) anyway! 你 guys can take a turn if 你 want
Rico: Yeah!
(Rico rushes into the base. For a couple 秒 everything is quiet. The penguins look at Marlene and she just shrugs. Than Rico rushes back to the mistletoe, holding his dolly, and grabs the stick holding it)
Rico: 嘿 baby (Than he kisses the doll for only a few seconds)
Kowalski: MY TURN! (frantically grabs mistletoe stick and closes eyes) Please be someone pretty, please be someone pretty...
Kaitlyn(me): Awww Kowalski
Kowalski: (opens one eye) Huh?
Kaitlyn: Of course I will (Charges into the kiss)
Kowalski: (after the kiss, babbles like an idiot and faints)
Private: My turn! (grabs stick from Kowalski)
A bunch of Private fangirls: PRIVATE! AND MISTLETOE! GET HIM!
Private: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
(All of the fangirls topple onto Private, repeatedly 接吻 him)
Marlene: This is gonna be a really good 圣诞节 :)
HAHA, LOL. I'm sorry all Kowalski 粉丝 that wanted the 吻乐队(Kiss) from him, but I made this up on short notice lol. If 你 think its sucky, remind me of my problem areas and I'll see what I can do :)
~Katie Kat~
it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think 你 have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are 你 ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the 下一个 hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!
see what happens in number 2
thanks
kowalski says to skipper: i think 你 have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are 你 ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the 下一个 hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!
see what happens in number 2
thanks