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posted by TheRatKing1
*turns tape recorder on*

June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. 企鹅 habitat. My panic room. Happy now?

Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.

Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give 你 all something to look 前锋, 期待 to!

A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of 动物 called the North Wind (Their 格言 is "No One Breaks the Wind". Can 你 believe that?)
We joined forces with them, and their leader, Agent Classified to defeat evil octopus villain Octavius Brine- Dave, to his friends.

In North Wind, there were some of the most talented animal agents i've ever come in contact with- though my team will always be first!

Let's see... we had Classified, himself, and he's a wolf, Short Fuse, the seal/weapons expert, Eva, the Russian snowy owl/ intelligence analyst that Kowalski fell head over flippers for, and Corporal; the Norwegian 熊 who hugged us to death half the time.

Octavius Brine is on a mission to wipe out the entire 企鹅 species (Good thing Blowhole didn't take any pointers from this guy), and i mean, who better to save us than us? I was just miffed that every single time something like this happens, a bad guy NEVER attacks us on a weekday between nine to five. The rest of us have lives, 你 know. It's not like we devote every waking moment to-...

I'm getting off topic.

To think, all this craziness happened when we tried to break into Fort Knox to steal the last remaining vending machine for Private's 最喜爱的 snack 食物 :Cheesy Dibbles.

Our adventure will take us to the Venice Canals, the markets of Shanghai, and to several other locations i don't have the authority to tell 你 about yet since those files haven't been declassified.

Until then; remember... 你 didn't hear anything!

*shuts tape recorder off*

(authors note; yes. i just gave away a LOT of the movie, but i found that information online)
Blowhole was now undergoing great humiliation. He was currently being transported in a self-steering pick-up truck. Holograms of humans, surprisingly realistic animations of his own making, were seating at the driver’s 座位 and in the 床, 床上 of the truck with him. Although it was quite humiliating, to appear so helpless and being assisted 由 humans…but it was the only way he could be transported to the drop-off point without igniting suspicion.

A towel was draped over Blowhole’s tail; to any humans that happened to see, it would appear like a makeshift device to keep his body temperature...
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(For thoughs who have not read the secont one, Kowalski and Rico have just gotten in troble with abounch of mercats and there leader, but just interupted 由 an unknown voice......)
The 企鹅 West 由 企鹅 Girl
"Yor town?" He then walks up to the stranger and says "I recken you'ed better eat thoughs there words because I run this here town you've got it? An't nobody goin to come in here and tell me other whys!" Then suddenly taking a step back when he saw the unknown stranger get up.
"Ow, realy?" He says in a misteras voice walking up to the mercat leader like he did not even notist that he...
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(for all thoughs who didn't read the first one kowalski's invention pulled every body into Skippers dream will they were all sleeping and made it become real right now they woke up in what apeard to be a desert......)
The 企鹅 West 由 企鹅 Girl
"what in the 爱情 of science?" Kowalski says confused as he looked around.
"Um...Kowalski I don't suppose 你 know were we are do you?" Privat says looking at kowalski.
"Nagatory." 说 Kowalski in return.
"Hay!, look over there!" Privat yelld to the reast of them will pointing at a small town off in the distance. When they got to the small town it...
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I just learned about the Great Migration in history class today. I knew it sounded familiar! :P Anyway, no relation between this and the history one.
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"So, who likes surprises?"

"Private," Skipper sipped his 鱼 coffee, "I'm having an odd case of déjà vu." He banged his mug down on the table. "And I'm not liking it!"

Kowalski sat down beside his leader. "You're not the only one, sir."

Private glanced between them nervously. "I know you're both thinking about the Antarctic incident, but this is different! Besides, we did learn that penguins and leopard seals can live together...
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posted by Aquade
"All right, Kowalski." Skipper banged on the door. "Let's see that invention of yours."

"Give me a few 更多 minutes" was the muffled reply.

Skipper groaned loudly and waddled toward the table. Taking a deck of cards, he sat down and looked at the other penguins. "Anybody up for a game of cards? We're playing Stomp the Wombat."

It was a few games later that Kowalski came out, his face beaming. "I've done it!" he exclaimed.

"Let's see it," 说 Skipper. "You know your invention?"

Private nervously tapped his two flippers together. "Is it going to be dangerous?"

Kowalski scoffed. "Of course not!"

Rico...
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The sun had set, and it was time for action. "Everybody set?" Skipper asked.

We all checked our equipment for the umpteenth time. "Yup!"

"We shake on my count….NOW!"

We all started to shake the soda bottles strapped onto our backs. The 锦标 exploded, and we rocketed into the air. "Yahoo!" I yelled. "This feels great!"

Skipper smirked at me. "This is what flying feels like."

I grinned back at him. Our relationship had gotten better and better, much to the relief of the other penguins. "We were made for this!" I said.

I rolled over in the air. "Why didn't we do this before?" I was slightly hurt that...
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posted by Aquade
“Ah, long time to see, eh?” 说 the badger, whirling the blade between his hands. “You know, 你 left before we could give 你 a proper farewell.”

Private found his voice. “You lied to me. There are no such things as 奶油, 奶油糖果 lolly trees.”

“That was merely a joke.”

“You’re sick. You’ve played the trick on many poor souls before.”

“Another side of you, I see.”

“It’s not one that I like to show.”

“Yes, it doesn’t fit you. The others were…..unfortunate.”

“I know the truth.”

“Yes, 你 do, don’t you? Which is why, I can’t let 你 live. See,...
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~ Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski were wiggling through the vents. They stopped above the room where Cowtails was.

"well then...I guess uh..." Cowtails said, getting out of the bed.

~ "YES YES!" Sweet Pripper squealed. Then she paused, "Did i just girly squeal? Who cares!" "PRIVATE ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND! YAY!" She screamed. SP got up to dance but fell down, "DARN IT! My leg ruined my dancing!"

Private giggled, "well what do we do now?"

~ "Is someone in the air-vent? 或者 is that just me?" Blowhole asked.

~ "I guess stay here." SP 说 with a sigh.

~ "so much for a romantic moment..." Cowtails...
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