If 你 have any I forgot, just let me know in 评论 and I'll add it. :)
1. 你 rattle off 随意 语录 throughout the day.
2. 你 know what animal Maurice is, even though he doesn't look like one.
3. 你 laugh whenever someone says 'succeed.' (And 你 get that.)
4. 你 know Kowalski's, Skipper's, and Private's worst fears.
5. 你 hate sushi but eat it anyway.
6. Penguins, lemurs, otters, and dolphins are your 最喜爱的 animals.
7. 你 think purple is a vegetable.
8. God doesn't exist; the Sky Spirits do.
9. You're a fangirl/fanboy of cartoon animals. Really? Cartoon animals? So weird.
10. You're weird. (This is a sign of any fangasm. 你 have to be weird to be that obsessed with something.)
11. You're moving to Poland so 你 can marry someone whose last name is Kowalski.
12. You're 阅读 图书 on how to teach yourself how to regurgitate.
13. If someone says their name is Francis, 你 crack up.
14. 你 hated science until 你 watched PoM. Now 你 爱情 it.
15. 你 don't eat grapes. They could be poisoning you!
16. The best kind of 船, 小船 is a friendship.
17. 你 hate the metric system.
18. 你 try to invent things.
19. 你 daydream about PoM.
20. 你 named your 青柠, 石灰 Jello Jiggles.
21. 你 can turn down the sound on and say the characters' lines for them on at least ten episodes.
22. 你 can do #21 because you've watched those ten episodes at least four times.
23. 你 call your house/room/clubhouse the HQ.
24. 你 believe in 太空 Squids.
25. If there's a sign on a door that says private 你 automatically think of a pudgy penguin.
26. Half your school notebook has drawings of PoM characters in it. The other half is full of instructions for how to make a neucular sardine can and how to speak Ricoish. (Gibberish.)
27. 你 used every single ticket at the arcade trying to get that Kowalski stuffed animal.
28. 你 have 'angry words.'
29. 你 know what Marski, Skilene, Kico, Pripper, and Rilene are.
30. 你 get all of these.