马达加斯加的企鹅 Article: Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

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Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

posted by mostar1219

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his 老友记 take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, 你 guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and 老友记 will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in 《冰雪奇缘》 tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what 你 said.
Skipper: Here's how this works! My team and I are going to battle your sad sea squad using skills of combat!
Squidward: What if we win this battle?
Kowalski: Since you'll know too much from this day, if 你 win, we spray 你 with amnesia mist and you'll lose any memory of seeing us.
Patrick: And if we lose?
Rico: FIIIIIIIISH!!!!!
Skipper: If 你 lose, we eat you! (the Spongebob gang runs around screaming)
Announcer: Who will win? Is this the end for Spongebob? And who will be the "BarfBag"?
Kowalski: (burps and covers his mouth) Sorry.
Announcer: Find out in "Spongebob Squarepants vs The Penguins of Madagascar" coming soon on NICK!!!
Skipper: Commence Operation: AQUATIC ACTION!

egel_0507, Valerie_Verns and 2 others like this

carsfan XD XD XD You could have also put Sandy in there... that could be an AWESOME battle between Skipper and the squirrel... xD Sound epic! Can`t wait! :D

mostar1219 Well, the odds would be uneven. Besides, penguins don't eat squirrels.

RTE33 Nice!!! Lol at the "Barfbag" Part. Cant Wait!

quasomeness You write a better script for a promo than the people at Nick!

Pomfan2011 Have you thought of putting all the characters in this? BTW AWESOME STORY

cattoy10 Awesome, can't wait :D Really, they are going to eat them???? What are they going to do with Patric and Spongebob. I don't think the penguins want to eat a sponge and i have never seen anyone eat a starfish, Can you even eat a starfish???? XD Still, awesome

yasminwinx I like SpongeBob but this is funny.

krazy4kowalski Ah, if only they weren't different forms of animation. It could be perfect!

mostar1219 ^ well, in the dream this was based on, i saw what the penguins look like in the animation of Spongebob

RTE33 ^Like The Jimmy Timmy Power hour series!

mostar1219 ^ absotively. LOL.

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A Skilene-Filled September (Sample 2)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

A Skilene-Filled September
Scenario 2: “Dating Practice”
Thursday, September 2, 2010

Just shy of nine months since she had gone on that infamous 日期 with Fred, Marlene chuckled to herself as she recalled the whole escapade. She found it funny that she had found him funny, only to learn too soon that her “Bobo” was just a run-of-the-mill buffoon. In fact, she had all but sworn off dating ever again the very 下一个 day.

But could she truly hold out on dating again forever? Marlene soon pondered such a question.

“Forever certainly is an awfully long time,” she then thought to herself. “Maybe...

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What's REALLY Going on Between Skipper and Doris

posted by krazy4kowalski

After watching Driven to the Brink, I NEEDED to write this. Enjoy!

Skipper walked through the dark zoo alone. It was well after midnight. He was tired after a long 日 of training, but he had to make sure the rest of the team was asleep. Especially Kowalski.

"Doris!" He whispered, "I'm here!" A head poked out of the 海豚 tank. Doris looked around, clearly nervous. "Are 你 alone?" she asked. Skipper nodded.
Doris looked relieved. "Remember, we can't let ANYONE know about this. They could tell Kowalski!"

"No one will know," Skipper promised.

"Are 你 sure we're doing the right thing here?...

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A 日 at the Dentist (Warning: Scary Story!)

posted by beastialmoon

Kowalski’s beak hurt.

He was afraid of the dentist, and had been putting it off for some time now. He saw a zoo ad for “Painless Dentistry” and decided to give it a go. After all, if it was painless, it might help him get over his fear of dentists. He walked into the waiting room. The sign read that the dentist was out at twelve o’clock. It was eleven fifty now.

In the back, Skipper is putting away his instruments. His secretary, Marlene, buzzed in.

“There’s one 更多 customer to see you, Skipper. Kowalski Houseman. He says its an emergency.”

“Houseman, 你 say? Kowalski?” he...

Chapter Six: Master of Puppets

posted by beastialmoon

Master of Puppets

Hey, its time for a new chapter! Hope 你 all like it! It’s one of my longest yet, seeing as this is one of the Longest (and best) rock songs of all time.

Lulu told them why she was here. “My habitat in Hoboken is damaged, and I’m staying here for a spell.”
“We’re happy to have 你 back, Lulu. It seems Phil is rather excited.” Skipper said. Eyes turned on Phil, who was busy 接吻 Lulus feet. He stopped, blushed, and backed into the crowd.

I’m your 来源 of self destruction

The penguins rolled away, giving the chimps some alone time. Truth be told, she was doing...

Cadet 狐狸

posted by theWOLFPACK15

run as fast as 你 can and don't stop for any reason.

run as fast as you can and don't stop for any reason.

Dark clouds romed the winter night sky of New York. a cold rainy night was coming. Down below in Central Park a mother 狐狸 was watching her pup playing up ahead as she walked behind.

"Ok little one, i think its time to head back to the den." The mother 说 in amuzment as she got close to her kit.

" Aww, but mama its not that late" The kit protested.

"No, but it will rain soon and i don't want to get wet when its this cold out." She pointed out. "now come on." she turned and started to walk the way where their 巢穴, den, 书房 was.

" Okay!" the kit 说 as she pranced her way beside her mom.

There was silence...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter One

posted by Pluma

Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...

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Who is Geneal Cassady & the President?

posted by DrBlowhole1

(These are the first 评论 I have gotten)
-First 评论 ever made when I joined myspace, was like a fun greeting-
__________________________________•
Col. Skipper
(Apr. 21,2010 6:55PM):
"1Ah...Blowhole! My arch nemesis!
Finally made an account I see...It's obvious that weare NOT friends!"
•__________________
-That was a wounderful welcoming was it not? Ahahaha...anyways,
Yet that was not such a bother this was-
________________________•
Lyn Cassady
(Apr. 22,2010 7:55PM):
*Cassady smirks* "Well....never thought I'd see 你 here."
•_____________________
-I got suspisous knowing I did not know...

Penguins on Pot

posted by krazy4kowalski

Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having 茶 with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a 秒 ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are 你 doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did 你 find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, 你 know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make...

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The 迷失 Items Chapter one: Good morning!

posted by SJ_waddles

It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.

The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.

And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.

And 由 all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.

"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T 你 WORK?" Skipper yelled.

"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the 最佳, 返回页首 bunk.

"CUPIT??" Private 说 and woke up and noticed he was 接吻 his pillow.

"zzzz" Rico snored.

"Oh hello boys, why are 你 guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.

"Hrmm. I'm sure 你 know.." Kowalski mumbled.

"Well, since 你 soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"

Private pretended to sleep again.

Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost 迷失 a flipper...

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Operation: 首页 Sweet 首页 (Chapter 3 of 5)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

OPERATION: 首页 SWEET HOME
CHAPTER THREE
~ Of Thursday and the Times ~

“All right, men, none of us want to see Marlene shipped out of here, so we need to come up with the right plan to block it,” Skipper declared as he took his 座位 at the 表 with the other penguins. “I want to hear every possible option.”

Rico grinned at the thought of every possible option, and promptly regurgitated a stick of dynamite.

“Kaboom! Kaboom!” he mumbled as he pulled the stick from his mouth. “Ha, ha, ha!”

Skipper shook his head.

“I like your attitude, Rico,” he said, “but what would we blow...

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Operation: Instant Messaging

posted by skipperluvs

Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an 作者 like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky:...

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In the Shadows - Part 2: Reality

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Skipper jolted up in fright. He looked around. At first his vision was blurry and he was unfamiliar with his surroundings. After a few seconds, his vision cleared and reconized the comfort of his bunk. It was dark. It must have still been early in the morning.

His 心 was still racing. What a nightmare! He was relieved it was all just a dream, and he relaxed. His dream felt so real, like it actually happened. Much 更多 real then any of his other dreams. He could've swore it really happened. He was even surprised that he was asleep in his 床, 床上 instead of actually running from Marlene.

Skipper...

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V-day maddness

posted by Icicle1penguin

(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot 或者 not)

"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."

At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"

"It's a 日 about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a 日期 Skippa'!"

"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to 日期 again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure 爱情 exist anymore."

"Skipper, 爱情 does exist," 说 Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."

"You too Kowalski?"...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 7

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 7

Rico’s eyes scrolled over the room, searching for the items that would be necessary for his rescue. He kept looking around but he couldn’t stay looking at something too long, the longer he took, the farther Marlene and Richard got. His stomach was feeling sick at the thought of Marlene and Richard EVER being together. That was just wrong. To Rico, he was some kind of molester…and he knew he probably was to anybody else.

The crazy 企鹅 shook his head and tried to get focused on what he was doing again, but it was pretty hard to concentrate when his doll was watching him every...

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Pairing Probabilities Part 2

posted by Tripenguinman

Here is part two. It features Julene (JulienxMarlene), Prilene (PrivatexMarlene), and Martino (MarlenexAntino). The last one we have never seen these two together but who cares. We might as well analyize the facts on it.

Julene- I'm sorry to all the 粉丝 of this but no way. It will crash and burn. Julien obiviously has feelings for Marlene but there are too many holes in it. One, Julien is 更多 important to himself than Marlene is. Marlene needs full and utter attention which also explains a problem with skilene and marski. Not enough time for Marlene. Plus Marlene has made it clear that she...

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Blazing 爱情

posted by ggreen7295

Blazing Love

-NYFD, 2300 Hours

An alarm rang, the 火, 消防 men sprang to the pole and slid down to the 1st floor. And most immediately went to the 火, 消防 trucks. One ran to another.

“What's the diagnoses?” One fireman asked

“A 火, 消防 at the Central Park Zoo.” The other said.

The first fireman lowered his head, closed his eyes, and sighed in disappointment. “Jesus, people trying to kill 动物 these days?”

“I don't know if that was the cause of the problem.” Then he started to run towards a firetruck. Then he turned and put his arms out towards the fireman. “But there's only one way to...

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Ruby Red

posted by Icicle1penguin

[Skipper]

Septenber 3, 2019.

It was peaceful...too peaceful. Normaly I'd hear Julien dancing to 音乐 as usual. But then again, I was gone for 9 years. Maybe he'd changed...well, 你 never know.

The zoo was the same as when I left it. Exactly the same. Except there is no one crying and begging me to stay. And yes, that was my team who was crying and begging.

I wonder if they missed me. Do they still remember me?...I thought to myself. Maybe I'm just a distant memory to them. I sent them letters, but they never send any back. Don't they know that I'm comming? Maybe they're angry at me for leaving....

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 10)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper barged into the 企鹅 HQ, Kowalski still close behind, his head hung low with dejection. The first thing he noticed was Private lying on the table, bandaged, bruised, and unconscious, with Rico hovering around him.

He made a B-line to where the young 企鹅 lay and visually assessed his injuries. After deciding that his wounds although serious, weren’t life threatening, Skipper demanded to know what happened.

Kowalski began to explain how Private had climbed the 树 to rescue the kitten, how he was so close to saving 说 kitten, and how the branch gave out under his weight. His...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 9)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper’s eyes slowly opened; his vision still blurry from sleep. He blinked twice to regain his focus. For a 秒 he forgot where he was, he wasn’t in his bunk, and he wasn’t in the HQ. A brown figure lying 下一个 to him caught his attention. It was Marlene. He remembered telling her he would spend the night, knowing that his team could take care of themselves. He shrugged and returned back to a prone position and went back to sleep.

Fifteen 分钟 later he awoke again, but this time to the smell of 鱼 coffee brewing on the table. He sat up and put his face in his flippers and let...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 2

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Three days passed and Skipper finally decided that the late night training exercises were not doing anyone any good. No one really knew why he had come to this conclusion, but perhaps he thought it was affecting Kowalski’s mind, as Kowalski had changed throughout the last three days.

Kowalski used to hate 音乐 and generally only tolerated it if it was soft and not repetitive and annoying. Now, he already listened to every record the penguins owned and even played them while he was fiddling with an invention. On 日 three, he finally packed up all of his inventions and threw them into a corner,...