Note: I usually wouldn't bother to post an 文章 that's so short, but seeing as tomorrow is Easter, I thought it might be fun to post the 200-word double-drabble I wrote on Easter last year. I hope you'll enjoy it, and if you've read it before, feel free to enjoy it again.
63.) April 4, 2010: "The Easter Egg"
"Eh, would 你 mind telling me what kind of bird laid this fancy-looking egg?" Julien asked as he walked into the penguins' HQ, carrying a blue egg with green stripes and red polka dots. "Or have the sky spirits finally rewarded me with J.J. II?"
"Hey, that's mine," Skipper stated as he took the egg from Julien.
"Really?" Julien asked, puzzled. "I've always thought 你 were a guy. But congratulations nonetheless."
"I am a guy, ring-tail!" Skipper corrected. "It's not mine, mine, and besides, this egg is made of plastic. But I did hide it."
"Hide it?" Julien asked. "But why?"
"Well, today's Easter," Skipper replied. "Haven't 你 ever heard of an Easter egg hunt?"
"Oh, yes," Julien replied. "The silly humans hide eggs and have children find them. Sometimes the eggs are even filled with chocolate."
Julien then looked at the egg in Skipper's flippers and snatched it back.
"So, what's inside of this one?" he asked as he began to pull it open.
"You fool!" Skipper shouted. "That one's packed with C-4!"
"What?" Julien exclaimed as he tossed the egg back to Skipper.
"Chocolate is outdated," Skipper replied. "We penguins give each other real gifts for the holidays."
63.) April 4, 2010: "The Easter Egg"
"Eh, would 你 mind telling me what kind of bird laid this fancy-looking egg?" Julien asked as he walked into the penguins' HQ, carrying a blue egg with green stripes and red polka dots. "Or have the sky spirits finally rewarded me with J.J. II?"
"Hey, that's mine," Skipper stated as he took the egg from Julien.
"Really?" Julien asked, puzzled. "I've always thought 你 were a guy. But congratulations nonetheless."
"I am a guy, ring-tail!" Skipper corrected. "It's not mine, mine, and besides, this egg is made of plastic. But I did hide it."
"Hide it?" Julien asked. "But why?"
"Well, today's Easter," Skipper replied. "Haven't 你 ever heard of an Easter egg hunt?"
"Oh, yes," Julien replied. "The silly humans hide eggs and have children find them. Sometimes the eggs are even filled with chocolate."
Julien then looked at the egg in Skipper's flippers and snatched it back.
"So, what's inside of this one?" he asked as he began to pull it open.
"You fool!" Skipper shouted. "That one's packed with C-4!"
"What?" Julien exclaimed as he tossed the egg back to Skipper.
"Chocolate is outdated," Skipper replied. "We penguins give each other real gifts for the holidays."
Spying is rude:
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish 写作 now, coz SOME 随意 FAG ON 潮流粉丝俱乐部 IS 阅读 MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.