Hannah's Backround!

Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her 屁股 to be the 10th planet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit 由 a parked car.

Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!

Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the 街, 街道 and was charged for littering.

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into 塔科, 炸玉米饼 钟, 贝尔 and everyone ran for the border.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells...

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

After any salary raise, 你 will have less money at the end of the 月 than 你 did before.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

Don't be irreplaceable, if 你 can't be replaced, 你 can't be promoted.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to 你 the rest of the day.

Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

Following the...

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

If 你 smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every 分钟 of it.

If ignorance is bliss, 你 must be orgasmic.

Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. 你 Will Be Assimilated.

Born free... taxed to death.

The 更多 people I meet, the 更多 I like my dog.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.

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