So last week, Niall Horan did a LiveStream and, luckily, I got about 15 minuets of his time! The hardest part was getting his attention. Anyways, I have the entire LiveStream of just what I typed, and what he said!

Me: 嘿 Niall! I am an digital 文章 writer (and a huge fan) and since 你 are Live right now, I was wondering if I could have a little interview with 你 to write about.

Niall: For what?

Me: what?

Niall: What do 你 write for?

Me: um

Niall: I'm just kidding! Sure! Ask away!

Me: 你 buttface.

Niall: Ha Ha!

Me: Anyways, my first 问题 for 你 is, how was your birthday?

Niall: Great! Thanks for asking!

Me: Wait! Just so 你 know, these 问题 are based on the facts we read about 你 on the internet. OK?

Niall: Yeah buddy!

Me: Okay, is it true that, when your on stage, 你 look for your future wife in the audience?

Niall: Yeah... Now that 你 say that, yeah I guess I do! But doesn't everyone?

Me: Nope.

Niall: Oh.

Me: Is it true that, 你 would like to be a model for a 日 so 你 could see what it's like to be so hot?

Niall: It is.

Me: Guess what?

Niall: what?

Me: Nothing would change.

Niall: (Smiles, giggles awkwardly, turns red.)

Me: Well it's true!