1.(When Nessies a teenanger)When Renessmee and Jacob come 首页 from school and get out of Edwards sight,Picture Renessmee making out on Jakes bed. Then look at him and say "Oh isnt 爱情 beutiful?".
2.Call the Voltori and say Edward would 爱情 to 加入 them on two simple conditions, one: they have to kill bella, beacuse she annoys him and she claims renessme too much, and two: make him walk around in a 粉, 粉色 tootoo so he can "relax" no and then.
3.Ask him to drive 你 to the other side of the world,if he does ask constantly "are we there yet?" until your almost there,then say "dude, if 你 could...
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