# Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
# The 电视 network shows a promo for a re-screen and 你 can name episode 标题 AND number.
# 你 wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# 你 have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks 你 off
# 你 find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# 你 find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# 你 see everywhere someone who reminds 你 of an 海军罪案调查处 character, 你 could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# 你 actually consider a 蜘蛛 web tattoo on your neck
# 你 begin building a 船, 小船 in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# 你 super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# 你 look on the Internet for a Mighty 老鼠, 鼠标 stapler
# 你 postpone needed surgery because 你 might still be under when the 显示 comes on
# 你 ask a bunch of nuns if 你 can bowl with them
# 你 take to drinking strong black sugarless pop 由 the gallon
# 你 teeter on impossible stilettos
# 你 confuse English expressions
# 你 start talking to any dead creature
# 你 talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# 你 hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# 你 drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# 你 take to wearing a dog 领, 衣领 with studs 或者 spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# 你 dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only 你 can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that 你 can name Bart
# 你 dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# 你 become a Goth
# 你 start wearing black lipstick
# 你 have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" 或者 "On it boss!"
# 你 write novels using your workmates as your 来源 of inspiration
# 你 get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright 橙子, 橙色 beanie
# 你 only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear 或者 silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# 你 start referring to water 冷却器 gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# 你 refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and 你 were never in the Navy
# 你 talk about 'zulu time'
# 你 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# 你 insist that the 秒 B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# 你 can eat cold 比萨, 比萨饼 without your stomach churning
# 你 can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# 你 have frat brothers even if 你 haven't the foggiest what that is
# 你 start threatening people that bug 你 that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# 你 give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# 你 sleep with a gun under your pillow
# 你 give your lover honey dust
# 你 take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# 你 have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a 船, 小船 in your basement, even though 你 will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking 波旁酒, 波本威士忌 neat becomes your favourite tipple
# 你 give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# 你 start addressing people, particularly men, 由 their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# 你 connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# 你 become versed in ballistics
# 你 become fascinated 由 military acronyms
# 你 begin calling your boss "Director"
# 你 call wild drivers "Zivas"
# 你 discover 你 can instill fear in people simply 由 glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support 你 say 'on your six'
# 你 think the FBI is inefficient
# 你 consider 你 and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# 你 begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# 你 suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with 或者 without the cover (cap/hat)
# 你 want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# 你 become a bomb disposal expert
# 你 consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# 你 spend most of your time reading/writing 海军罪案调查处 Fiction on 粉丝 Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# 你 buy DVD copies of 电影院 that have 海军罪案调查处 cast members in, even though they are 电影院 你 wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# 你 spend another large amount of your time 阅读 海军罪案调查处 Fiction on 粉丝 Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# 你 get DVD copies of shows with 海军罪案调查处 cast members even if 你 don't like the shows
# 你 rout 你 Tube for interviews/snippets of 说 cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# 你 have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case 你 break one
# 你 have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# 你 call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female 你 address her as Madam, Director, 或者 Ma'am
# 你 refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# 你 start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# 你 ask your husband/significant other to call 你 Sweetcheeks instead of honey 或者 babe.
# 你 head slap everyone close to 你 who says/does something annoying.
# 你 start 表演 out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# 你 call your friends/family 海军罪案调查处 characters
# Any long winded speaker 或者 who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# 你 begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure 你 it's my new 最喜爱的 pet name)
# 你 want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether 或者 not 你 actually write
# 你 hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# 你 look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section 你 visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# 你 don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend 日期 interrupted to do some urgent work
# 你 评论 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an 海军罪案调查处 hat. He proceeds to inform 你 that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an 海军罪案调查处 agent! 你 are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# 你 go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that 你 see a doctor 你 look for Ducky.
# 你 start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when 你 see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# 你 hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because 你 don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with 你 at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near 你 - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# 你 try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what 你 want when 你 want in the way 你 want.
# 你 get really excited when 你 find out 你 grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time 你 see a Dodge Charger, 你 look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# 你 get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# 你 hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder 或者 波旁酒, 波本威士忌 (even though 你 know Abby made them... 你 still hope to get lucky).
# 你 hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and 你 wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# 你 get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# 你 watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of 秒 of 海军罪案调查处 in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# 你 realise 野马 is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when 你 know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the 海军罪案调查处 theme tune
# Your PC 或者 cellphone (mobile) 壁纸 is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has 海军罪案调查处 scenes
# When 你 say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about 音乐 :-))
# 你 realise not all geeks are nerds
# 你 start blabbering on like Abby
# 你 talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask 你 to translate geek-speak
# 你 are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# 你 are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# 你 decide to do computer classes to be 更多 like McGee and Abby
# 你 call technology doo-dah's
# 你 find yourself getting angrier 更多 easily
# 你 get shy and stutter more
# 你 want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# 你 are considering taking art classes so 你 can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# 你 believe 你 know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# 你 ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# 你 搜索 high and low for a paint gun so 你 can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# 你 watch every movie Tony mentions on the 显示 for 2 reasons, either because 你 are interested in the movie, 或者 simply because 你 do everything that Tony says.
# 你 seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# 你 say your occupation is "making 粉丝 art and 写作 粉丝 fiction"
# 你 take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# 你 start listening to Israeli rap.
# 你 make Mii's of all the 海军罪案调查处 Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# 你 learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# 你 start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# 你 谷歌 图片 of female Israeli soldiers
# 你 acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# 你 discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# 你 hear something that 你 swear is a quote from the 显示 and whip out your dvd sets and watch until 你 find that quote.
# 你 start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# 你 call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# 你 call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs 或者 any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# 你 discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# 你 get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# 你 start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote 海军罪案调查处 even though they've never seen it.
# 你 know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells 你 to do some small job 或者 chore, 你 say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# 你 create a Sims family of the 海军罪案调查处 cast
# 你 think goth fashion is the most chic
# 你 invent a role game of the series
# 你 use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# 你 start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# 你 spend a whole week reminding everyone 你 know exactly how long it is until 海军罪案调查处 is on next.
# 你 think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When 你 get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank 你 Boss!"
# 你 have watched the Cast Interrogation 视频 ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their 答案 to those 问题 off pat
# 你 sign up with all the online 海军罪案调查处 sites
# 你 can't stop posting on the 海军罪案调查处 Wiki.
# 你 dream about NCIS
# 你 wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# 你 read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined 海军罪案调查处 Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if 你 have a female German Shepherd 你 will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# 你 start yelling at people who annoy 你 "Bad McGee!"
# 你 take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and 老友记 know they must not call 由 phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a 问题 of life and death, and even then ....
# 你 become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# 你 draw comics of NCIS.
# 你 write 'I 爱情 NCIS' on any paper surface 你 can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and 你 can't stop talking about NCIS.
# 你 day/night dream NCIS
# 你 can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# 你 organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# 海军罪案调查处 addiction is your religion
# When where ever 你 go 你 swear 你 saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a 秒 opinion from Ducky
# If 你 have a car accident 或者 industrial accident 你 require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# 你 learn the 海军罪案调查处 theme on the 钢琴 and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# 你 think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# 你 think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# 你 can dance to theme song of 海军罪案调查处 and sit down the 秒 it ends
# 你 always know the exact amount of time until the 下一个 episode
# 你 can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# 你 spend class time/work time/time before 你 go to sleep/time 你 take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the 下一个 episode/your 粉丝 fiction. (i know i do)
# 你 加入 all the internet 论坛 extant on the series
# 你 spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# 你 spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When 你 加入 the 海军罪案调查处 Wiki
# When 你 sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# 你 become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# 你 drink Starbuck coffee, even if 你 don't like it (and 你 drink it black and sugarless)
# 你 think of ways to 移动 this site up in the Wiki ranking
# 你 imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your 老友记 and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# 你 name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your 海军罪案调查处 season cd sometimes gets all hinky because 你 watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# 你 make a 海军罪案调查处 poster and put it in your bedroom 墙 或者 consider looking at stores for a 海军罪案调查处 poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# 你 spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# 你 drink stuff that makes 你 hyper (guilty... xD)
# 你 cut your hair so 你 can look like Abby/any character 你 like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls 你 'Ziva'
# 你 act like your fave character (guilty!)
# 你 ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly 海军罪案调查处 pics
# 你 use terms from the 显示 (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# 你 wish 你 had the 海军罪案调查处 cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# 你 do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings 你 trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# 你 trust your gut, 更多 than facts 或者 figures.
# 你 use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask 你 to repeat what 你 say cause it sounds like something else.
# 你 cry when 你 don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR 下一个 EPISODE"
# The 电视 network shows a promo for a re-screen and 你 can name episode 标题 AND number.
# 你 wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# 你 have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks 你 off
# 你 find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# 你 find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# 你 see everywhere someone who reminds 你 of an 海军罪案调查处 character, 你 could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# 你 actually consider a 蜘蛛 web tattoo on your neck
# 你 begin building a 船, 小船 in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# 你 super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# 你 look on the Internet for a Mighty 老鼠, 鼠标 stapler
# 你 postpone needed surgery because 你 might still be under when the 显示 comes on
# 你 ask a bunch of nuns if 你 can bowl with them
# 你 take to drinking strong black sugarless pop 由 the gallon
# 你 teeter on impossible stilettos
# 你 confuse English expressions
# 你 start talking to any dead creature
# 你 talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# 你 hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# 你 drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# 你 take to wearing a dog 领, 衣领 with studs 或者 spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# 你 dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only 你 can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that 你 can name Bart
# 你 dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# 你 become a Goth
# 你 start wearing black lipstick
# 你 have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" 或者 "On it boss!"
# 你 write novels using your workmates as your 来源 of inspiration
# 你 get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright 橙子, 橙色 beanie
# 你 only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear 或者 silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# 你 start referring to water 冷却器 gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# 你 refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and 你 were never in the Navy
# 你 talk about 'zulu time'
# 你 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# 你 insist that the 秒 B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# 你 can eat cold 比萨, 比萨饼 without your stomach churning
# 你 can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# 你 have frat brothers even if 你 haven't the foggiest what that is
# 你 start threatening people that bug 你 that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# 你 give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# 你 sleep with a gun under your pillow
# 你 give your lover honey dust
# 你 take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# 你 have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a 船, 小船 in your basement, even though 你 will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking 波旁酒, 波本威士忌 neat becomes your favourite tipple
# 你 give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# 你 start addressing people, particularly men, 由 their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# 你 connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# 你 become versed in ballistics
# 你 become fascinated 由 military acronyms
# 你 begin calling your boss "Director"
# 你 call wild drivers "Zivas"
# 你 discover 你 can instill fear in people simply 由 glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support 你 say 'on your six'
# 你 think the FBI is inefficient
# 你 consider 你 and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# 你 begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# 你 suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with 或者 without the cover (cap/hat)
# 你 want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# 你 become a bomb disposal expert
# 你 consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# 你 spend most of your time reading/writing 海军罪案调查处 Fiction on 粉丝 Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# 你 buy DVD copies of 电影院 that have 海军罪案调查处 cast members in, even though they are 电影院 你 wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# 你 spend another large amount of your time 阅读 海军罪案调查处 Fiction on 粉丝 Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# 你 get DVD copies of shows with 海军罪案调查处 cast members even if 你 don't like the shows
# 你 rout 你 Tube for interviews/snippets of 说 cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# 你 have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case 你 break one
# 你 have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# 你 call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female 你 address her as Madam, Director, 或者 Ma'am
# 你 refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# 你 start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# 你 ask your husband/significant other to call 你 Sweetcheeks instead of honey 或者 babe.
# 你 head slap everyone close to 你 who says/does something annoying.
# 你 start 表演 out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# 你 call your friends/family 海军罪案调查处 characters
# Any long winded speaker 或者 who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# 你 begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure 你 it's my new 最喜爱的 pet name)
# 你 want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether 或者 not 你 actually write
# 你 hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# 你 look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section 你 visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# 你 don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend 日期 interrupted to do some urgent work
# 你 评论 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an 海军罪案调查处 hat. He proceeds to inform 你 that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an 海军罪案调查处 agent! 你 are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# 你 go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that 你 see a doctor 你 look for Ducky.
# 你 start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when 你 see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# 你 hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because 你 don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with 你 at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near 你 - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# 你 try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what 你 want when 你 want in the way 你 want.
# 你 get really excited when 你 find out 你 grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time 你 see a Dodge Charger, 你 look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# 你 get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# 你 hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder 或者 波旁酒, 波本威士忌 (even though 你 know Abby made them... 你 still hope to get lucky).
# 你 hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and 你 wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# 你 get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# 你 watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of 秒 of 海军罪案调查处 in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# 你 realise 野马 is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when 你 know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the 海军罪案调查处 theme tune
# Your PC 或者 cellphone (mobile) 壁纸 is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has 海军罪案调查处 scenes
# When 你 say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about 音乐 :-))
# 你 realise not all geeks are nerds
# 你 start blabbering on like Abby
# 你 talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask 你 to translate geek-speak
# 你 are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# 你 are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# 你 decide to do computer classes to be 更多 like McGee and Abby
# 你 call technology doo-dah's
# 你 find yourself getting angrier 更多 easily
# 你 get shy and stutter more
# 你 want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# 你 are considering taking art classes so 你 can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# 你 believe 你 know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# 你 ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# 你 搜索 high and low for a paint gun so 你 can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# 你 watch every movie Tony mentions on the 显示 for 2 reasons, either because 你 are interested in the movie, 或者 simply because 你 do everything that Tony says.
# 你 seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# 你 say your occupation is "making 粉丝 art and 写作 粉丝 fiction"
# 你 take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# 你 start listening to Israeli rap.
# 你 make Mii's of all the 海军罪案调查处 Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# 你 learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# 你 start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# 你 谷歌 图片 of female Israeli soldiers
# 你 acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# 你 discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# 你 hear something that 你 swear is a quote from the 显示 and whip out your dvd sets and watch until 你 find that quote.
# 你 start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# 你 call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# 你 call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs 或者 any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# 你 discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# 你 get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# 你 start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote 海军罪案调查处 even though they've never seen it.
# 你 know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells 你 to do some small job 或者 chore, 你 say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# 你 create a Sims family of the 海军罪案调查处 cast
# 你 think goth fashion is the most chic
# 你 invent a role game of the series
# 你 use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# 你 start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# 你 spend a whole week reminding everyone 你 know exactly how long it is until 海军罪案调查处 is on next.
# 你 think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When 你 get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank 你 Boss!"
# 你 have watched the Cast Interrogation 视频 ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their 答案 to those 问题 off pat
# 你 sign up with all the online 海军罪案调查处 sites
# 你 can't stop posting on the 海军罪案调查处 Wiki.
# 你 dream about NCIS
# 你 wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# 你 read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined 海军罪案调查处 Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if 你 have a female German Shepherd 你 will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# 你 start yelling at people who annoy 你 "Bad McGee!"
# 你 take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and 老友记 know they must not call 由 phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a 问题 of life and death, and even then ....
# 你 become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# 你 draw comics of NCIS.
# 你 write 'I 爱情 NCIS' on any paper surface 你 can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and 你 can't stop talking about NCIS.
# 你 day/night dream NCIS
# 你 can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# 你 organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# 海军罪案调查处 addiction is your religion
# When where ever 你 go 你 swear 你 saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a 秒 opinion from Ducky
# If 你 have a car accident 或者 industrial accident 你 require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# 你 learn the 海军罪案调查处 theme on the 钢琴 and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# 你 think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# 你 think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# 你 can dance to theme song of 海军罪案调查处 and sit down the 秒 it ends
# 你 always know the exact amount of time until the 下一个 episode
# 你 can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# 你 spend class time/work time/time before 你 go to sleep/time 你 take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the 下一个 episode/your 粉丝 fiction. (i know i do)
# 你 加入 all the internet 论坛 extant on the series
# 你 spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# 你 spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When 你 加入 the 海军罪案调查处 Wiki
# When 你 sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# 你 become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# 你 drink Starbuck coffee, even if 你 don't like it (and 你 drink it black and sugarless)
# 你 think of ways to 移动 this site up in the Wiki ranking
# 你 imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your 老友记 and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# 你 name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your 海军罪案调查处 season cd sometimes gets all hinky because 你 watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# 你 make a 海军罪案调查处 poster and put it in your bedroom 墙 或者 consider looking at stores for a 海军罪案调查处 poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# 你 spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# 你 drink stuff that makes 你 hyper (guilty... xD)
# 你 cut your hair so 你 can look like Abby/any character 你 like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls 你 'Ziva'
# 你 act like your fave character (guilty!)
# 你 ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly 海军罪案调查处 pics
# 你 use terms from the 显示 (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# 你 wish 你 had the 海军罪案调查处 cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# 你 do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings 你 trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# 你 trust your gut, 更多 than facts 或者 figures.
# 你 use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask 你 to repeat what 你 say cause it sounds like something else.
# 你 cry when 你 don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR 下一个 EPISODE"
