1. Make a Sasuke fangirl squeel while he is sleeping.
2. Take an airlplaine and write "Naruto is a sexy god" in the clouds while 鹿丸 is watching them.
3. Shove him towards the sand village and say "go get her, Tiger."
4. .. ah what the heck. Put his hand in warm water :3
5. Tell his mother that 鹿丸 thinks she is a bad cook.
6. Laugh at him while his mother is yelling at him for what she 'thought' he said.
7. Pull on his earings and call him a woman.
8. Follow 鹿丸 everywhere asking him if 你 can braid his hair.
9. When he finally says yes so 你 will shut up, give him a mohawk...
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