火影忍者 and his friends, in pre-school!
Naruto: Hello! Im 火影忍者 Uzumaki! Believe it!
Sasuke: Go away.
Naruto: ...
*Naruto goes to Shikamaru*
Naruto: Hi.
Shika: What do 你 want?
Naruto: Do 你 wanna be my friend?
Shika: 'Kay. Whatever.
Naruto: ...
*Shikamaru goes to sleep*
*Naruto walks away*
Sakura: Hai.
Naruto: Hi!
Sakura: I WASNT TALKING TO YOU! BLAAAARGH!
Naruto: Awww no one will play with me.
*Naruto walks away*
*Iruka walks up to Naruto*
Iruka: Why don't 你 play with that shy girl?
*Iruka points at Hinata*
Naruto: Why should I, she probaly won't play with me!
Iruka: Ill treat 你 to 拉面 tonight.
Naruto:...
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