my little 小马

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 饼干 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 你 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 嘿 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...

Song: link

Sean: I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. Welcome to the sixth story in my franchise.

Hedgehog In Ponyville: One Last Time...For Now

Stop the song

It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then...

January 15, 1985

Michael was having an excellent afternoon with Jerry & Vito. The three of them had a lot of hard work, but they enjoyed being with each other.

Michael: *With Vito, and Jerry, working on a Cadillac* We've had to work on 15 cars so far.
Vito: We could beat our record of 16.
Jerry: Time to grab a drink. 你 guys want anything?
Michael: *Gives Jerry a dollar* I'm going for a Gatorade.
Vito: Get me a water as well.
Jerry: Okay. *Walks to the water cooler, and vending machine*
Michael: Oh, can 你 get me a spark plug from the back room?
Vito: *Nods, and walks away*

As Michael continued...

Song (Start at 1:05): link

Vito starts this part 由 narrating again.

Narrator: Our new 年 was off to a very good start. Nopony started to bother us, but that all changed on February 7th, 1982 when Jerry and I got a letter from Oregon State Police. The police arrested our cousin Harlan for armed robbery, and he was required to live with us since we were family members. At that moment, we knew we were fucked.

Song (Start at 1:10): link

Harlan: *Walks into the house*
Vito: *Nods to the two police ponies*
Police 小马 53: Good luck. *Walks off with his partner*
Vito: Close the door Harlan.
Harlan: *Closes...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the 前一个 episode how 你 说 we might get killed 由 assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are 你 still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! 你 have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...

Rarity, Applejack, and 彩虹 Dash were at Carousel Botique. 你 can guess what they're doing.

Rainbow Dash: *In a fancy dress* Come on Rarity! Me, and AJ don't wanna do this anymore!
Applejack: *Wearing a maid's outfit* 你 说 we'd only try on two outfits. 你 made us wear seven!
Rarity: Complaining will get us nowhere. Now stand still. *Hears someone banging on her door* Who could that be? *Opens the door*
Diamond Dogs: Hi ponies!
Rarity: *Clears throat*
Fido: Oh no! It's that whining pony!...