After seeing Santa, we put our 圣诞节 树 up.
Dad: *On stepladder putting on ornaments*
Mother: This looks wonderful.
Dad: Thanks. *Looks at 圣诞节 lights* Wait a minute. The blue lights are out.
Mother: The blue lights are fine. It's red that's out.
Dad: Baah, I'm not colorblind.
Mother: I'm not colorblind either.
Dad: *Fixes the green lights* Ah. See, I told 你 it was green. *Sees all of the lights in the house turn off*
Mother: AH!
Randy: *Screams*
Dad: HOLD IT!! Don't anypony move!! A fuse it out!
The old stallion could replace fuses quicker then a 兔崽子, jackrabbit, 长耳大野兔 on a date. He bought 'em...
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