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DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? 你 here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...

The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King 眼镜蛇 and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, 由 the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her 老友记 captured 由 King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...

The race contined on for ten 更多 laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do 你 think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a 分钟 later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, 你 get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank 你 so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...

It was a wonderful 日 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering 更多 ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: 你 really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot 你 in the arm! Why aren't 你 bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!...

彩虹 Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called 你 all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, 或者 others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my 老友记 being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because 枪 kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...

So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: 嘿 AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do 你 know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...

In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful 日 to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* 你 说 it sister!
RD: 嘿 Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would 你 pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the 动物 with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain 浓情巧克力 milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........

"Okay, everypony", 说 Bluehooves. All we have to do is take the way out like we did last time."

"Follow me, everypony!" As soon as Constance 说 that, tje maze grew hedges that seperated everypony from each other.

Terra screamed.

"Calm down, Terra", Vanilla Twilight said. "Everything's okay."

Terra screamed, "No it's not! I'm seperated from everypony and I'm scared!"

"Stop being such a scaredy pony", 说 Constance.

"Arguing won't get us out of here", 说 Bluehooves. "Let's all just try and find the exit!"

"I agree", 说 Nashgear.

Everypony began looking for a way out.

-With Bluehooves-
Bluehooves...

The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please 报道 to the 彩虹 sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow 心 blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the 云, 云计算 floor as she stumbled towards the 彩虹 sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. 彩虹 心 flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at 彩虹 Heart,...

Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...