Crystal Ponies

What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, 或者 is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is 或者 should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...

In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground 由 eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn 皇后乐队 is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...

Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to 显示 你 what I'm about to do. I'd 显示 你 some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless 你 want two pictures in your video, it's 更多 complicated...

斯莱什 - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. 狐狸 used poison. But 秒 coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on 表 and points on 苹果 pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can 你 be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the 苹果 pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While 秒 part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster 或者 something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...

Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car 下一个 to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased 由 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting 下一个 to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get 你 out!...

下一个 日 at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....

The 下一个 day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. 你 think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* 嘿 Ponch, 你 finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...

Master Sword: There 你 are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together 由 love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, 爱情 would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's 搜索 for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes 你 realize that everybody is...

In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then 你 get on 更多 ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, 你 have to land in the same spot that 你 started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up 更多 ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...

I have 给 out some wise sayings to 你 people in the past. Hopefully they helped 你 all become 更多 of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give 你 all some wise sayings to help 你 out some more, as well as myself. Just to let 你 know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people 你 hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture 你 at any 给 moment.

Treasure what 你 may be 给 from people, be it object 或者 affection. Neither lasts as long as 你 would think it...

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...

Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When 你 说 abandoned warehouse, what did 你 mean 由 that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since 你 two are going to see it, 你 can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. 你 put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...