my sexy 小马

Trixie gently ran the 刀 down my body. Almost as if caressing me.

Who knows, maybe she was.

I don't know.

I was too busy crying.

The fear levels was to much for me to handle.

But Trixie ignored my cries and raised the 刀 dramatically into the air, about to stab me. And I had no choice but to wait for the pain.

But suddenly she screamed in pain as a wooden chair was thrown on her.

She fell down from the impact of the blow.

Also, the impact instantly broke the chair.

"Who's a dumb butch now!" Cried an familiar voice. And I looked over to see an angry AppleBloom. As she was obviously the one who...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

(Not much, but just a small something to keep 你 guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)


Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were 你 successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten 说 from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and 下载 it with a real 《绿箭侠》 and 说 "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten 说 and pointed the crossbow...

Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask 你 something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My 老友记 Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and 蜘蛛 Man, but now I don’t have one. Can 你 find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, 你 finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's 圣诞节 List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got 更多 important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前一个 episode, we forgot...

CUPCAKES: 
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were 更多 writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest 都市传说 ever. 
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings.. 
Not only that, but the fact that 纸杯蛋糕 has some of the greastest 粉丝 视频 and 粉丝 sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...

You're now chatting with a 随意 stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, 你 can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a 龙 wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know 你 spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...

"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small 分裂, 拆分 in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...

First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of 颜色 for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her 台, 办公桌 in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that 你 enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...

This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her 设计 is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly 颜色 but they're...

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having 你 help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for 你 to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' 小马 of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot 下一个 week! Which means she must have these outfits 由 日 after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... 你 迷失 me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..


Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....