MLP Comics

Episode 8

New Day.
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Canterlot 城堡 Hallway
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Crimson - I tell 你 this maid is into me!
Shadowknight - Like every mare in 城堡 eh?
Crimson - Come on boss its not like that...
Shadowknight - *yawns* nothing much happening now...
Crimson - Last time we had this attack what half a 年 ago.
Shadowknight - Now its all calm...
Crimson - heee heee heee and wich one 你 take eh?
Shadowknight - Take? What.
Crimson - 你 know... 你 gonna go with 翠, 翡翠 或者 maybe Lilly 或者 你 like young Pearl of perhaps old 皇后乐队 eh?
Shadowknight - *blushes* That what 你 mean...
Crimson - Come on lad 你 can tell me.
Shadowknight...

At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house 彩虹 Dash was at, 彩虹 Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.

Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
Rainbow Dash: Why can't 你 say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN 你 PIECE OF SHIT!
Rainbow Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy 小马 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy 小马 4: What the fuck are 你 laughing about?!
Rainbow Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy 小马 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.

By the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.

Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's Rainbow...

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

It was a normal 日 in Ponyville with the sun shining, and everypony was feeling happy.

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: *Flying in the air at high speed* Woo hoo!!! *Clearing lots of clouds in the sky as she flies*

One of 彩虹 Dash's 最喜爱的 things to do, besides flying, is clearing clouds. She loves to see a clear blue sky, with the sun shining brightly.

Rainbow Dash: *Kicks two 更多 clouds* Perfect. The sky is the same shade of blue as me. Time for a break. *Flies down into the center of Ponyville, and sees Pinkie Pie, and Rarity* 嘿 Pinkie Pie, Rarity, I haven't seen 你 two in a while.

Song...

下一个 morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted 由 the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do 显示 up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn...

Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria

Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
Rainbow Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*

The headlights popped up, and machine 枪 were fired from inside the headlights

Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
Rainbow Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice...

WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...