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So I've decided to do a review series cause I'm bored. i'm going to start with 2Snacks' Two Best Sisters Play series. lets start with Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. It's about one the sisters convincing the other to climb a building to get an achievement that doesn't exist(i played it enough to know that it doesn't). There's not alot of 动画片 but it's still pretty funny with the 来源 material it's from. I'm going to skip to portal because to do all of them would be pretty boring. Portal is the most comedic because it doesn't have alot of gameplay and the way the sisters are portrayed is hilarious. Although the part with GMod is weird. All in all i give it 4 香蕉 outta 5
Well this was the first Let's B*tch About stuff
I don't know if you'll like but i tried my best.
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian 小马 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored 由 Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

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Equestria, have 你 ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, 你 are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, 或者 evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of 小马 does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are 你 a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad 你 didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank 你 for your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeffery got the freight train to Portland on time. It was 3 AM when he arrived, and everything was dark. He was just about to uncouple his engines from the train, when he saw a mare laying close to the tracks, 由 two Northern Pacific diesels. Why she was there seemed like a mystery to Jeff, so he decided to investigate.

Jeff: Who's there?
Mare: *Looks up* Do 你 work for the Union Pacific?
Jeff: Yeah, and I'm proud of it.
Mare: Well I'm Nicole. My special somepony named Ike is with me in this locomotive. We ran out of fuel, and we're trying to get away.
Jeff: But why are 你 here?
Nicole: We're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 6

The Discord Express

Karl, and Kyle are driving a train towards Discord's base of operations in Ponyville. On the train was a load of weapons, bombs, and anything deadly.

Two other stallions were watching the train go 由 in their cars. Their names were Knucklehead, and Hungry

Hungry: Hey, ummm, that's the Discord Express.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
So far, Louis wrote his letter about Hawkeye, Stylo, and Orion. Now he was 写作 about the rest of the ponies he knew.

Percy, and Jeff don't talk much, but they get their jobs done very well. They fix track, 你 see? And nopony has done a better job then those two so far. They could even fix the track during an earthquake, but you'll never believe what they did yesterday. Those two had to get a freight car back on the tracks, and they did it with stones. Here's what happened.

Metal Gloss: *Looking at derailed car* This is not good.
Percy: It's nothing serious. Watch, 你 get back in your...
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Hello, everyone, I've 说 it before, and I'll say it again, I fucking hate Banned from Equestria... But here's the thing. It could have been a good game. Now, I know what your all thinkig. "WHAT THE FUCK"!!! Now, here me out, Here's how the game could have been good

1. Catchy as Hell: The 音乐 in this game was really good. It had the MLP theme, Epona's theme from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Victory Theme from Final 幻想 7, and a lot of other catchy songs. Probably what made me play this piece of shit all the way through, only to hear the music

2. Fun exploration: Now, I 爱情 point...
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posted by windwakerguy430
(Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass in car)
Plum Jerkum: Okay, Micro Chip. How do the roads look
Micro Chip: I spotted the trucks going down Franklin Avenue. If 你 移动 know, 你 should be able to catch up with them
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Starts driving) (dials number) 李子, 梅花 Jerkum: Road Rage, how are 你 holding up
Road Rage: Wooooohooooo. This is intense as all hell. Thank Celestia I'm high, 或者 I'd be freaking out
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Dials number) 火, 消防 Arm, how wre 你 handeling the boat
Fire Arm: Me and the 船, 小船 are fine. I'm on my way right now
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Dials...
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posted by mariofan14
They are everywhere.
Igneous, sedimentary, and others anywhere.
Great, big, tall, and even small.
Square, triangular, and round overall.

They are grey.
Others are black, some white, and yellow as hay.
颜色 galore! Greatness from rocks and more!
And use them like a door.

Soft, like powdered sugar, 或者 harder than solid oak.
Be wise with a rock and don't be a bloke.
Gems are rocks, and very pretty, too.
Many are colored red, yellow, green and blue.

Cut them into shapes.
Shapes such as triangles, like crépes.
Turn them into spheres, prisms and cubes.
It's good to make little rock cubes.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
"What do 你 mean they kidnapped her?" Scootaloo asked being mad at Pinkie Pie for not rescuing her. "Twilight got spotted 由 a nazi, the alarm went off, we were about to make a run for it, then the gate closed, and only I got out." Pinkie said. She then started crying because for all she knew, 彩虹 Dash would be dead. "Twilight," Rarity said, "Whats in that folder?" As Twilight showed Rarity the folder containing Robotnik's plan to bomb Princess Celestia's 城堡 she was shocked. "We got to do something." She said, "But we have to save Sean," Fluttershy said, "And 彩虹 Dash!" Pinkie...
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posted by Pikachufan25
" Oh 嘿 Fluttershy! have 你 seen Derpy anywhere? " asked Pinkie pie. " Oh um sorry I haven't seen her yet today Pinkie... " Fluttershy thinks for a brief moment " 你 should try looking for her at the 松饼 商店 says Fluttershy. Well... she does 爱情 muffins replied Pinkie pie. Thanks for telling me that Fluttershy I probably wouldn't have even thought of looking at the 松饼 商店 even though I know muffins are her 最喜爱的 so anyway I'll see 你 later Fluttershy!!! I'm glad I could help 说 Fluttershy as Pinkie Pie walked away. So Pinkie Pie went to the 松饼 商店 and surprisingly Derpy...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. 你 don't sound too well. Are 你 okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling 你 earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: 你 do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This 日 just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see 你 when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...
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The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote 由 Jordy_Dash, 设计 of Black Snow 由 Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy

My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in 小马 ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's 涂层, 外套 and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my 涂层, 外套 was a snow white and my...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Chapter 1

It was a dark and stormy night. A lone mare named Brine was walking from a very distant marketplace. Brine was about fifteen. She had the most striking light-blue hair that looked almost like water. Brine also had very light green eyes, very much like algae. She nervously walked along the familiar trail, thinking to herself.

“I do hope that those stories of young mares being kidnapped is false...” Brine thought to herself. About two weeks ago, a young mare was kidnaped on the same trail, and they were never able to find her. The same happened to a different mere one week afterwards....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, 你 know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that 你 quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never 说 anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess 你 should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: 你 should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. 你 could have hurt yourself....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. 彩虹 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks 你 two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if 你 get it on you, 你 can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised 你 didn't wear that farming outfit 你 made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic 显示

One day, 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a 表 with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied 由 chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye continued telling the story of Anthony to Stylo as they were getting their train towards the station of North Platte.

Stylo: Okay, so 你 说 that Coffee Creme was going to trick Anthony. What exactly did she do?
Hawkeye: You'll find out, but first we get to the scene where Anthony continues on to North Platte, after meeting Frenchy for the first time. He sings a song.
Stylo: Let me guess, Hound Dog.
Hawkeye: Yep.
Stylo: Don't sing it Hawk, please!
Hawkeye: Okay. I'll just tell the readers about it instead of you. *Knocks out Stylo* Now then.

Hawkeye is narrating.

Anthony continued on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the 最佳, 返回页首 of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking 前锋, 期待 to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do 你 want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: 你 have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, 由 having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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