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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, 蓝莓 Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
FriendshipIsMagicBitch
MoarAppulz
HappierVer.OfPinkamena
Yay
CrushKillDestroySwag
I<3Muffins
MiniMoarAppulz
MiniCrushKillDestroySwag
TrenderhoofIsBestPonyApplejewelSucked
MiniTrenderhoofIsBestPonyApplejewelSucked
Classic
Wub
IWantHands
SomeBackgroundPony
Time
WhatsWrongWithMeRarityBoastsAndYouStillLikeHer
GodOfChaos
ChangelingQueen
IllStealYourMagic
allMeMinuette
IFlewAroundInSpaceOnACarrot
ImNotDrunk
NerdyGlathedFillyWithALithp
Sidekick1
Sidekick2
FlowerMare1
FlowerMare2
FlowerMare3

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FriendshipIsMagicBitch:
MoarAppulz:
HappierVer.OfPinkamena:
Yay:
CrushKillDestroySwag:
I<3Muffins:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
That night, the Flim Flam brothers waited to sneak onto Braeburn's orchard. Everyone in the house was asleep.

Flim: 你 four wait here. If 你 hear shouting, run without me.
Dexter: We got it.
Flim: *Walks into house* *Quietly tiptoes upstairs*
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Applebloom: *Sleeping 下一个 to Applejack*
Flim: *Levitates Applebloom with magic*
Applebloom: *Slowly opening eyes*
Flim: *humming lullaby*
Applebloom: *Closes eyes*
Flim: *Carrying Applebloom*
Applebloom: *Sleeping*
Flim: *Walking downstairs*
Applejack: Applebloom! Where are you?!
Flim: *Running out house carrying Applebloom*
Dexter: Good,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everything was going good, but Sally didn't want Jack to go.

Sally: *Grabs fog potion* This should do the trick *throws potion into fountain*

Lots of fog showed up.

Ponies: Hey! Why is it like this?
Jack: Oh no!
Professor Something: It's too foggy for the reindeer.
Fat pony: There goes 圣诞节 *cries*
Zero: Bark bark. Bark, bark bark!
Jack: No zero. Down boy.
Zero: *shining nose*
Jack: Wait a minute. Zero's nose is lighting up! He can lead the path!!
Ponies: Yay!!
Zero: *gets in front of reindeer*
Jack: *Gets on sleigh with presents* Wish me luck everypony!
Reindeer: *Take off*
Ponies: *cheer*
Sally:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 你 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 你 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 你 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 你 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: 你 two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. 你 better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't 你 use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting 你 guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist 小马 4: *drives...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
屁股 屁股 Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 彩虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit 由 Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking 前锋, 期待 to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in 床, 床上 together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad 日 for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To 显示 你 what we're talking about, let me 显示 你 four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV 显示 they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.

Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
And now, it's time for fanmail from your 最喜爱的 six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, 由 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think 你 sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Now, I know a lot about the 粉丝 base, but to be honest, I don't know about bronies in general. Until I saw the documentary known as Bronies.
Now, this documentary about how Bronies live in the world. And I was actually surprised to notice this. Bronies do 爱情 the show, and they do buy merchandise, but actually, thats not all of it. But, Bronies live like every 日 people. They go to work, go to school, pay taxes, and other stuff. This is to 显示 people that Bronies are no different then 你 或者 me. They just 爱情 watching ponies. So, if your a hater, and 你 are 阅读 this, remember, Bronies are just like you..... Except smarter because they don't act like an immature child like you, 你 hater.
So yeah, Bronies are people too, but 你 all knew that. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What;s Your Take
(At the apartment lobby)
Master Sword: Okay, so my friend is coming here any moment now. Are 你 guys ready?
Satan Twist: Yep
Mercury: Uh-huh
Blazin' Blue: Sure am
Blue Cherry: 你 bet
Sky Heart: As ever
Master Sword: Okay, now he should be here right about (Apartment lobby door opens slightly) Now (Slenderpony walks in)
Master Sword: Everypony
Satan Twist: Everybody
Master Sword: I'd like 你 to meet Slenderpony, my good friend
Satan Twist: .....
Mercury: .....
Blazin' Blue: .....
Blue Cherry: .....
Sky Heart: .....
All: (Scream)

(Theme) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Cx7H6JgkU

Mercury: Thats your good friend...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Runs to bathroom, and locks door*

Finally, I had the only room to myself where a 小马, 柯尔特 of nine could have his own privacy. Now to decode the secret message. Aha, B.

Ralphie: *Writes down B*

E. Things were starting out smoothly. S, and the 下一个 letter was U.

Randy: *Knocking on door* Aw come on Ralphie!
Mother: Ralphie, unlock the door, and come out!
Ralphie: Alright Ma, I'll be right out. Gee whiz. *Writes down a R, E, and a T, and O*

Be sure to. Be sure to what?! I had to find out what the message was, and fast.

Ralphie: *Continues 写作 letters*
Mother: Will 你 come out of there...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a 婊子, 子 would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. 由 the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM

Percy: *Playing 号角 in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*

"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon

"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are 更多 reliable" - Chuck Berry

Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four 秒 更多 then it was supposed to take for all of 你 to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do 你 know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the 前一个 episode how 你 说 we might get killed 由 assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are 你 still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! 你 have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these 贡多拉, 吊船 freight cars were pushed 由 Coffee Creme in her engine.
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told 由 Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two 贡多拉, 吊船 freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will 你 ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded 由 huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how 你 keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...
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