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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
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Intro-Hello im Ink a writer of ponyville and this is my friend Olliehooves we will be 写作 a story well like a poem.

It was a bright 日 in the village of equestria,birds were chirping and ponies were talking.Except one 粉, 粉色 pony.She had been sulking around,until a blue 小马 walked up to her."Hi what's up?"The blue stallion said,he had a pointy horn."Oh hi...I'm Pinkie"pinkie 说 perking up,she 说 greeting him."Nice name mine is Pokey Pierce!"he 说 slightly blushing.-Roses are Red...-
"Cool name,you like ballons cause 你 need a super duper party!"Pinkie 说 giggling."Gah... I usually...
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Yes.. I know the idea of doing this has been already been done 由 Windwakerguy. That. I just can't believe are even popular..

Well.. First of all. Cheerlee. What.. What is your thought progress. The children annoy you. There's a simple act of 'quitting'. 你 should try it more.. Not. Go into a murderious rampage. After coming up with the fucked up conclusion that the kids are like fuckin 'weeds'..
And anouther thing. It's such a Saw rip off.. I mean. I LIKE Saw. There good 电影院 (well. At least the first is). And I don't need someone having nothing better to do, but give...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Coffee Creme kept arguing about who was to blame for breaking the heater.

Gordon: 你 broke it 你 piece of hell! How am I supposed to stay warm while it's freezing?
Coffee Creme: Uh? 你 could go excercize?
Gordon: NO!
Coffee Creme: Ok...
Hawkeye: Hey, I have an idea. Let's not argue, and head to the 厨房 to get some beans.
Gordon: No, I don't like beans. 你 two go in, I'll stay here.
Hawkeye: Ok, but 你 won't get warm over there. *Enters kitchen*
Coffee Creme: *Follows* Are we allowed here?
Hawkeye: Yeah, this place is closed, and we're workers on this line. Now let's find some...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. 皇后乐队 Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we 加入 them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do 你 have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: 你 see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do 你 think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, 你 there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a 报道 of a 小马 trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ponyville Circuit
Ponyville Circuit
彩虹 Dash went to the Ponyville Circuit where she would race the other 40 ponies.

Felix: Oh perfect. Our time to shine.
Russian pony98: Don't underestimate her.
Felix: I won't. This wimpy pegasus is going down.
Rainbow Dash: *lines up at starting line*
Observer: Fillies, and Gentlecolts. Welcome to the Ponyville Circuit for a fantastic race.
Fans: *cheer*
Observer: Today we have many dashing, and daring racers. Some include 彩虹 Dash. She was born in Cloudsdale, and is the sister of Shredder. Leader of the famous band Green Hay.
fans: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Observer: And here is Felix Linberger....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
1 年 later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
ACT |||
Era End Coming...

FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN 你 SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... 你 gonna buy 果汁 for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...
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posted by mariofan14
(Just to let 你 all know, this will be an allusion to the first story in "Cinderella II: Dreams Come True". Let me know if this was great at any expense.)

It was a great 日 at Canterlot, where everypony was doing their regular businesses out in the city. But today, at the castle, there would be something else going on that day. There was going to be a royal ball going in the upcoming day. One of Celestia's guards told Celestia herself about it. "I know that," she said. "I also know that I'm going to be gone until that one 日 is over. I'm going to take a break from royalty and go as a casual...
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Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are 你 okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do 你 have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do 你 need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he 说 he was. Later, Score introduced her 老友记 to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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posted by applejackrocks
In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful 日 to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* 你 说 it sister!
RD: 嘿 Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would 你 pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the 动物 with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain 浓情巧克力 milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........
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After Twilight and 翠, 翡翠 left from Zecora's House they saw Chaos in ponyville! Twilight what's happening 说 Emerald! Its its Discord 说 Twilight. Twilight Say hello to my little friend 说 Discord
(roar!) 说 Dark shadow. Run! 说 翠, 翡翠 and twilight. What are we going to! 说 Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! 说 Twilight.
(Roar!) 说 dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us 说 Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped 说 Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.

To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the 下一个 part.
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No 小马 shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings

*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic

Soon, and very soon
Every 小马 shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme

I must get
Out very soon
或者 else Pony-
ville will be doomed

*makes it out of Everfree forest*

*arrives at 彩虹 Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....

Oh goodness this isn't....

Q.C. and Fluttershy
The Mayor stood behind the curtain, waiting for it to lift up. She had 给 many speeches before, but a speech about murders? She had spoken to her citizens about disasters in the past. But nothing to this extent.

CRASH!!! "Derpy! What did I tell 你 about coming behind stage? You`re supposed to lift the curtain not handle the stage lights." snapped the Mayor. "I`m sorry, I dun`t know wat da problem es?!" replied the Pegasus. Then she lifted the curtaon as she was instructed.

The crowd cheered and applauded, as the Mayor made her way to the podium. She took a deep breath, and grabbed her...
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Okay, first things first... What the hell. Okay, so, if 你 know anything about this story, 你 would know it is a ship-fic, and thats fine. But the shipping is so messed up. Don't believe me? Well, what if the whole fanfiction was based around the relationship of 苹果白兰地 AND 彩虹 DASH!!! Yeah, and its screwed up. Now, I have nothing against homosexual relationships, but... Come on, writer, this is from a kids show. I know there has been many scary things based on the 显示 like Cupcakes, 彩虹 Factory, Cheerilee's Garden, and... that one evil website that shall not be mentioned, but,...
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posted by Canada24

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see 你 two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! 你 mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...
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彩虹 Dash:Twilight,I think I can write a book.
Twilight:That's nice.Everyone can write a book.
Rainbow Dash:Then I will do it.
Twilight:I can help 你 start it.
Rainbow Dash:Nah.I can do it 由 my self.
Twilight:Okay.Then,when 你 finnish,I will read it.
Rainbow:Deal.*goes home*

Rainbow Dash:So,how do I start?Oh,I got it.I can do a book with superheroes.Lets start....
One day,a pegasus named 糖果 Cloud,that was a 小马 with dreams,go'd to a cimical factory.She wanted to see many new things,but axcidentally,she fell into a cimical water,and she changed.Her mane was short and yellow,and becamed blue...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our final part of the video to commemorate all of the good times we had. Enjoy.

Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.

Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees 电视 set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Can 你 clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't 你 pause the game?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a 任天堂 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: What are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our 显示 where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, 或者 played as characters in skits. For instance, 彩虹 Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The 屁股 屁股 Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*


Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 日 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. 彩虹 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks 你 two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if 你 get it on you, 你 can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised 你 didn't wear that farming outfit 你 made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... 你 was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your 屁股 soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : 你 right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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