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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a 海滩 was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a 小马 could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued 下一个 to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 4

posted by Canada24

I think I'm coming down with something. Been in 床, 床上 a lot. So it's how I was posting these chapters so darn quickly..

SweetieBelle: Princess Luna!? Is it really you?
Luna: Yep. I'm the princess of the night. And it's my duty to come into your dreams.
SweetieBelle: *points off view* What about him?
FreddyKrueger: Hey. Hey. I'm not involved in this!
SweetieBelle: Wait. If this a dream the- *makes mirror appear* Haha. Awesome.
Luna: Lesson. I know how it feels to be outshines b-
SweetieBelle: Man. I look good!
Luna: *throws the mirror off view, and break sound is heard* FOCUS!
SweetieBelle: Okay. Okay....

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Saten Twist Adventures 5... Part 4

posted by Canada24

With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville for a while.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in 爱情 with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* 你 are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...

SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie 你 are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking...

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Saten Twist adventures 5... Part 3

posted by Canada24

Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, 或者 I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.

Saten: 你 know.. Maybe 你 and I could be the 下一个 to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..

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Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony at Celestia's 城堡 was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting 大炮, 加农炮 ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
Rainbow Dash: At least 你 got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it 你 three 说你 were going to do to win this war?
Rainbow Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're loading...

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The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic 显示

One day, 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a 表 with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied 由 chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He...

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Wat: Episode 2: part 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a 云, 云计算 of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real 老友记 don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.

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The 秒 Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope 你 don't mind, but I invited him over to have 晚餐 with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do 你 remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any 食物 for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues....

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in 起重机 on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how 彩虹 Dash told 你 to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are 你 doing Discord?!
Discord: Well, tell Sean the hedgehog that I have his special somepony on 最佳, 返回页首 of this building with me, and she'll die if 你 don't get here in five minutes.
Con: We'll make it in three minutes. *Hangs up* Sean, you're not going to like this.
Sean: What's the matter?
Con: They have 彩虹 Dash, and she's...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 43 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these taxis arrived at the station

The 下一个 day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright,...

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马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 Force Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the 小马 world, african equestrian.

Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.

One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't 你 heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless 你 keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get 你 there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...

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Good Old Fashioned Lover Stallion

posted by karinabrony

I woke up to go to School. I get my backpack and supplies ready. I walk to the bus stop. As I wait, I wonder what awaits at School that day. The bus comes, and I get on.

I was in Math Class, just working on some fraction problems. "Hold on a minute, Class..." My teacher says as he walks outside. I glance behind me to see what. I turn around and continue my work. Then, my teacher tells us to turn around and it struck me. My 心 thudded. There was a new 小马 at the School, and I just liked him at first sight. I was embarrassed, so I turn around. He took a seat, and I would just look at him....

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Ditto Returns. Chapter 15

posted by Canada24

LATER THE 下一个 DAY!

"Sorry again for getting 你 kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. 下一个 time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold 你 too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded 由 Ganger and his gang.

"Any of 你 know were Ditto is?" Ganger asked.

"She dose!" Button Mach cried, cowardly pointing at Sweetie Belle before running of.

Sweetie Belle growled at him.

"You son of a bi-

Before she finished the changelings grabbed her.

"Let's she what we can get outta you" Ganger 说 sadistically.

"You...

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Princesses & Country Bumpkins

posted by Kira_Mizuki

Princess Trika flew around PonyVille, eyeing the preparations with Princess Twilight's guidance for the Sun Summer Celebration. Despite being 皇后乐队 Luna's daughter, she was still 表演 like a normal pony, having fun, recklessly doing stuff, not being like a princess. Not 表演 like one, not behaving like one.

As Princess Twilight brought her young 'apprentice' princess to AppleJack's Sweet 苹果 Acres to try out some of the tasty treats prepared. As they flew towards Sweet 苹果 Acres, Princess Twilight had to remind young Princess Trika to not gobble all of the treats up. She nodded and...

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Silver Tune's Story 25

posted by _Laugh_

Trixie stared at her reflection from her mirror. She was depressed. Her mane was in a bun, while her curled bangs were Hanging behind her ear. Tears rolled down her cheeks. Her eyes were covered with mascara. Snowy, Trixie's white cat tried to comfort her. It was no use. Moments later, Trixie's mother, Blue Wave, entered her room.

BW: Well, darling. What do 你 think? Do 你 like your new mane cut? Isn't it just this... Month?
Trixie: ..Uhh..
BW: Trixie, please say something to me. Dear, I bought 你 all I could. But you're not talking. Is it because of all these accidents in school? Do you...

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Under Pressure Part 8

posted by karinabrony

Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw 食物 on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off 由 Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, 嘿 guys! We were about to start decorating. Do 你 want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...

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Under Pressure Part Four

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...

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Slycall part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a 海滩 alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking 啤酒 in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets 蝎, 蝎子 in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of 电影院 at 3 to bring 你 important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have 你 been?
??: Enjoying death....

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Robin 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 Of Trottingham part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mary

Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are 你 going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little 小马, 柯尔特 soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if 你 hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill 你 if 你 go there!
Clint: Hey, lookie there. Two...

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The last solstice - Chapter 6: Contact

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 6: Contact

Nocturnal Mirage laid still on the soft grass. The warm rays of the sun were stroking his senses very gently. The stallion got 迷失 gazing at the sky. There were no clouds, just the endless horizon. He let his dark blue 涂层, 外套 absorb the heat of the fiery orb above. Freedom at last!

There’s no other place like this in the entire country! Maybe the tall mountains of his birthplace, Terra Absolutia could outshine the magnificent beauty of Amethyst Lake. The jewel of the Crystal Empire. No ripples disturbed the surface of the obsidian water. In spite the fact...