The show's ponies may be grouped 由 age and sex into colts (younger males), fillies (younger females), mares (older females), and stallions (older males). A pony's sex can be ascertained 由 the shape and size of their muzzle: stallions' muzzles are angular, squared off and larger, while mares' muzzles have a 更多 rounded appearance and are much smaller than a stallion's. However, this is not the case with Alicorns. Stallions also have bigger and sometimes bulkier bodies than mares. Another way to determine a pony's sex is 由 their eyelashes and that mares' hooves are the same color as their...

Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.

Sunburst: Why?

Saten: 你 haven't looked outside, have you?

Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-

Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.

Sunburst: Really?

Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.

Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought 你 could help!

Sunburst: Me?

Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!

Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. 你 know, I'd...

Andy: *Visiting Bob at The Silver Ballroom*
Bob: Okay. *Gives Andy $8,700* I'll take very good care of this place.
Andy: I'm glad.
Bob: Let's go for a walk. *Walks outside of The Silver Ballroom with Andy* So, how's Lewis doing?
Andy: He's depressed, just found somepony that would buy his house, but it'll take two weeks for him to buy it. He's travelling down here from Northern Canada.
Bob: I see. *Takes out $6,000* Here, give this to Lewis too when 你 get back home. Listen, I have these sports jackets that nopony wants. Would 你 like to have them for free?
Andy: Where are they?
Bob: Inside that...

As if nearly being killed 由 gangsters isn't bad enough, I saw several police ponies at my house.

Andy: Yo, what's going on?
Lewis: Stop the car.
Andy: *Stops the car*
Lewis: *Running over to another police pony* What's everyone doing here?
Police 小马 94: We're confiscating all of your cash, as ordered 由 Leonard Plesance.
Lewis: Leonard?

At The Silver Ballroom

Lewis: 你 can't take all of my money Leonard. There's a bunch of mobsters that want to kill me.
Leonard: 你 should have thought about that before 你 fucked all those mares Lewis. I told you, no prostitution.
Lewis: Look Leonard, I fucked up....

LATER THAT EVENING:

Ditto: So.. How's Scootaloo?

Dash: Oh, she's fine.. She got her cutie mark.

Ditto: I know. She mentioned it in her weekly letters, wish i could of been there.

Dash: Yeah, her parents 说 the same.. They might be visiting soon.

Twilight: That spell was the only thing we found in the whole 图书馆 that was even close to what we needed!

Cadance: Do 你 think 你 can remember the spell?

Twilight Sparkle: I only read it through once!

Rarity: Well, if anybody can exactly remember something she read for the first time two 分钟 ago, it's you, Twilight.

Twilight: I'll try. But I'm not...

It was just a busy 日 in The Silver Ballroom. Since Shawn killed Clark, Shawn had to help me run the place.

Shawn: *Brings three drinks to a table* All Miller Light's, right?
Pony 523: Yeah, thanks.
Shawn: You're welcome. *Walks back to Lewis* Why are we running a bar? We're supposed to be police officers.
Lewis: We are police officers, just not on Saturdays, and Sundays.
Bob: *Loses his last life on the pinball game* Ah! So close!!
Ren: Maybe you'll beat Lewis' high score 下一个 time.
Bob: I don't know fellas. I got really close, but it's gonna take a miracle to beat Lewis' high score.
Kyle: *Enters...

Song: link

During our suspension, we ended up working in The Silver Ballroom. Andy, and I would take turns running the place. Andy ran it during the mornings, and I ran it during the rest of the day. Bob was the cashier, and Leonard made the drinks. He was good, but he sometimes got a lot of complaints of how he made the drinks.

Pony 83: Hey, 你 put too much ice in here Leonard.
Leonard: Fuck you!! I'm the Commissioner of the St. Foalis Police Department!!
Pony 83: So, what the hell are 你 doing here?
Leonard: I got suspended. Just enjoy the fucking drink, and don't complain anymore.

I also started...

Six months later

Lewis: *Enters Leonard's office. He sees Leonard, and Bob sitting down in front of him* 你 wanted to see me Leonard?
Leonard: Yes. Sit down 下一个 to Bob.
Lewis: *Sits down* What's this about?
Bob: I don't know.
Leonard: I'll tell 你 why you're here. A 小马 from Detrot 偷了 fifty million dollars, worth of diamonds. He was trying to get on a plane to take him to Hawaii, but the airport there was closed. He kept on heading west, to try and get on board another plane at another airport, but each one he got to, was either too crowded, 或者 closed. So he ended up here, killed five of...

Five days later at Vin De Set

Lewis: *With Bob, and Shawn*

When 你 go to a place to have dinner, but end up having to go there for a drug bust, it usually puts 你 in a foul mood. Today, it wasn't like that. If 你 thought the 台, 办公桌 clerk at the police station was hot, 你 should have seen all of the mares hanging out at Vin De Set.

Bob: Hey, she's got a nice pair of eyes.
Shawn: They're bright enough to light up The Gateway Arch.

After our drug bust, we got some time to kill, and decided to spend it, on the mares. Or, that's what I thought at least.

Lewis: *Walking towards two hot mares*
Leonard:...

The police station

Lewis: *Walking with Bob, and Shawn, as they escort Benjamin to his cell*
Officer 88: What did this guy do?
Bob: He pulled a gun on an officer.
Benjamin: But he started it!
Shawn: Shut up! I didn't start anything!
Benjamin: He pulled the gun on me first!!
Shawn: Get the fuck in your cell!!!! *Pushes Benjamin into a cell* And get some tape to cover his mouth. We're leaving the cuffs on him.
Officer 88: Yes sir.

We were just gonna head back to The Silver Ballroom after bringing Ben in, but something caught our attention. The rear end of a mare so sexy, she could be on a playcolt magazine....

Since I was born in 1963, I had the interest of being a cop. I saw them on TV, saving ponies from danger, and that's what got me interested.

Song: link

Glasgow Village, St. Foalis, 1981

Lewis: *Running out of his house*

I'd spend most of my time in Summer, running around town, trying to find these two detectives. My family lived in the Northern section of town, just 下一个 to Interstate 270, near Chouteau Island. I just graduated from Riverview Gardens High School, and even though my parents wanted me to go to College, I had something else in mind.

Lewis: *Sees Leonard in his car* Hi Leonard.
Leonard:...

St. Foallis Maresourri, 1996



The three characters in the pictures above were driving this car down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Bob: Ah hell. Give me 更多 booze before we do anything like this again.
Lewis: Okay.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-
Lewis: What the hell is this?
Bob: A robbery at this time of night?
Shawn: What the hell is going on?
Lewis: Shh!
Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses...

Red drove her police car back at the station with Toby, Julia, and Tim.

Tim: I'm going home.
Julia: But 你 have to sign out.
Tim: Do it for me. *Quickly walks to his car, gets in, and does a burnout as he leaves*
Julia: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office* Captain, do 你 have a minute?
Captain Jefferson: Sure.
Julia: *Enters the office, and sits down* Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. 你 two will do this until your car gets fixed, and I better not here 你 complain about your traffic control assignment.
Julia: No sir. No complaints from me....

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

Victor, and Charlie were looking at the sea below them.

Charlie: There's a boat.
Victor: Let's get lower.
Charlie: Good idea.
Victor: *Gets towards the water*
Charlie: *Sees the message on the boat*

Equestrians Were Here. Back Off

Charlie: They killed another crew.
Victor: This is unacceptable!! *Flies down the river, going slightly higher*
Snowflake: Helicopter! *Aims her machine gun, and opens fire*
Charlie: Look out! *Dies*
Vietnamese Pony: *Pushes Charlie out of the helicopter, and sits down in his spot*
Victor: *Shoots Snowflake*
Snowflake: *Stops shooting bullets as she falls down*

More bullets went...

Victor was angry. The four ponies that he assigned his ponies to find were getting away.

Charlie: Sir, is everything all right?
Victor: No. Didn't 你 hear what the Lieutenant 说 when he got here?
Charlie: No. I was outside.
Victor: Our enemies are escaping. They 偷了 one of our boats, and are now making their way back to South Vietnam. We must find them quickly!
Charlie: Yes sir, but how?
Victor: Where's that helicopter the Russians gave us?

Guy, and his three 老友记 were slowly making their way south. The 船, 小船 ran out of fuel, and Nikki was refueling it.

Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* I found...

Victor, and Charlie heard that Guy, and his 老友记 escaped.

Victor: What are 你 doing?!!?! 你 are letting them escape, and 表演 like retards!!
Vietnamese 小马 49: We are sorry sir! We will try harder.
Vietnamese 小马 86: We called in two patrol boats to find them. If they kill those four, they will immediately contact us.
Victor: Good.
Charlie: Where were they last spotted?
Vietnamese 小马 86: We last saw them heading towards a salvage yard for boats.

At that same salvage yard.

Guy: *Gets the grenades, rocket launchers, and AK47's with ammo off the boat* Did we check all of the boats?
Nikki: Yep....

Guy, Black Tuesday, Snowflake, and Nikki found a 船, 小船 for them to ride back to their base.

Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: 你 stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the 船, 小船 with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is...

After a few days of training, Guy was back in his tent with Black Tuesday.

Guy: Three days of running, obstacles, and all that other shit Sargent Pride is making us do.. If the Vietcong don't kill me, the training exercises will.
Black Tuesday: It's not all that bad. 你 just try to run too fast.
Guy: Do I now?
Black Tuesday: Yeah. Didn't 你 notice everyone else was behind 你 when 你 were running?
Guy: No. I think I was just too busy trying to complete the damn thing to notice anyone behind me.
Summer Pride: *Blows a whistle* EVERYPONY OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE!!!!
Guy: *Runs with Black Tuesday towards...

彩虹 Dash: The changelings attacked Ponyville! We barely escaped with our lives!

Zecora: The only changeling attack I see is the one that come here looking for me!

Applejack: (dramatically approaches) It's taken quite a while to find you, Zecora. [laughs and reveals to not be REAL AppleJck, but instead the Queen].

Queen Chrysalis: [laughs] What a lovely village you've chosen to stage your little resistance. It looks absolutely delicious! [slurps]

Saten: 你 say the WEIRDEST things..

Chrysalis: Oh, come now, Zecora. You're vastly outnumbered.[changeling wings humming, Dash and Rarity turn into...