Con parked his car 由 the cable car station in San Franciscolt's Fisher Stallion's wharf. Pinkie had to be around here somewhere.

Fishmonger Pony: *Pulling a 鱼 cart* I got fresh 鱼 for anypony that's interested.
Con: *Looking around* (There's so many ponies around here.)

At the 浓情巧克力 factory in Ghirardelli Square, Ice Cube, and the alicorns were holding Pinkie hostage in there.

Pinkie Pie: *Bored*
Alicorns: *Doing nothing*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts to sing* 唱歌 makes me happy, and I'm at a 浓情巧克力 factory.
Ice Cube: Man shut up! I told 你 to stay quiet, so stop it!
Pinkie Pie: *Continues...

I got back to the bridge, and lowered it back to the first floor, where Shadow was fighting Fenix, and other ponies in M.I.3.

Shadow: *Shoots German Pony*
Fenix: 小马 down, take cover.
Germans: *Move into a room*
Sean: *Arrives, and shoots Shadow's gun*
Shadow: *Looks back, and sees Sean* 你 again!
Sean: I guess 你 knew it was me when I shot your gun out of your hands.
Shadow: That's one way of looking at it.
Sean: If 你 try anything, you're screwed.
Shadow: *Looking at gun*
Sean: 你 are surrounded, and have no way of escaping.
Shadow: *Grabs chaos emerald* Are 你 sure about that?
Sean: *Tackles...

Date: September 3, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss walked together to the yards.

Hawkeye: 你 know what I want to do after work?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: I want to plan our honeymoon.
Metal Gloss: Can't we do that after we get married?
Hawkeye: What for? It's always great to be prepared.

They entered the yards, and saw Gordon leaning on the yard tower.

Gordon: 你 two are an hour, and a half late for work.
Hawkeye: Shut up Gordon.
Metal Gloss: We made plans to get married.
Gordon: *Very angry for no reason* WHAT?!!?
Hawkeye:...

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
1:03 PM

The yards were getting very busy. Not only were trains from the Union Pacific coming in, but also trains from the Southern Pacific. Nikki West was one of the SP engineers bringing in trains to the yards in Cheyenne. She was having a conversation with Mirage, and Snowflake in the yard tower.

Snowflake: So 你 know how Orion keeps trying to get fired?
Nikki: Yeah.
Mirage: You'll 爱情 this.
Snowflake: Yesterday, he dressed up as Douglas MacArthur when he was in 日本 during WW2, and wanted to know when the war ended.
Nikki: *Laughing* What did Pete say?
Snowflake:...

Bob chose to spend the night at a hotel in San Franciscolt. Pierce followed him, and without letting Bob know, he rented a room right 下一个 to his.

Bob: *Sleeps in his bed*
Pierce: *Laying in his bed* Tomorrow, I'll ask that back stabber why he left me behind.

And in Stockton, Tom and the mare did the same thing to Karl.

Tom: Okay, he doesn't know we're here. Let's surprise him at breakfast.
Mare: Surprise him?
Tom: Tie him up and prevent him from leaving this hotel.
Mare: I don't think that'll work well.
Tom: 你 got any better ideas on keeping him here? We gotta stay in front.
Mare: *Shakes...

Tom was driving his car through Bakersfield. He was annoyed with the traffic.

Tom: I should have taken an airplane instead of driving around like a fool. I would have beaten everypony to Seattle. *Sees a mare* Oh hello. *Stops the car* Where are 你 heading?
Mare: Seattle.
Tom: That's where I'm heading.
Mare: Will 你 give me a ride?
Tom: Sure. Hop in.
Mare: *Gets in the car*
Tom: *Drives* You're sexy.
Mare: Thanks. I want to-

Okay, 你 don't wanna know what she's going to say, so we're going to 移动 onto Pierce, and Bob. They went to where they parked their cars, but they were gone.

Pierce: *Looks...

Continuing on, 彩虹 Dash & I got to the ice ray, and unfroze Equestria. We 偷了 the time machine, and killed 20 communists while escaping the death egg.

Pinkie Pie: Thanks for saving us. It was not fun being frozen.
Sean: I'll bet.
Fluttershy: I hope 彩虹 Dash is ok.
Sean: Twilight's just going to use her magic to heal her, and then we go back to destroying our enemies.
Fluttershy: What are they doing now?

Now they had a huge battletank with several other vehicles. Snips, and Snails were about to attempt an idiotic plan on stealing a truck.

Snips: There's a good one.
Snails: Let's...

Date: January 30, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:58 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Stopping a freight train in the train yard*
Ryan: *Fixing the track 下一个 to Meadow's train*
Meadow: *Gets out of the train*
Ryan: Hey. How's that letter to Nikki going?
Meadow: Just fine. So far, I told her about the time Roger backed his train up while the passengers were still getting off.
Ryan: Roger's an idiot. Don't write to her about him.
Meadow: Why not? I think she'd like to read about it. Besides, you're not the one 写作 the letter. I am. *Walks away*

Later, at Meadow's house.

Meadow: *Continues...

#5: HATER WARS
It's NOT just MLP either.
It's 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and fanfiction in general..

#4: ALICORN TWILIGHT HATERS:
I can't tell 你 how many times I had to turn down people trying to get me to 加入 论坛 of getting the creaters to change Twilight back..
Three reasons..
1: and I CAN'T express this enough.. I couldn't give a rats ass, WHAT happens to her character in that type of way..
2: She's 20% cuter as an alicorn..
3: Do 你 really think the writers are even able to discover your dumb forums.. And even they do.. Do 你 really think they CARE about the your opinions.,
Sorry that this is so mean. But...

Well, here I am, starting to write 文章 about ponies in my daily life.
These will be 更多 of a dialogue than anything else, though.
Hope 你 enjoy this story, which occured just tonight~


Me: *Griping about 钢琴 and being very stressed out about all of my schoolwork* OHGODANDISTILLHAVEABOUTTHREEMOREMONTHSUNTILSEASONTHREEOFMLP.
My Mother: Calm down. Go practice your piano.
Me: I hate 钢琴 so much!
My Mother: 你 only have one 更多 lesson for this year, sweetie.
Me: Yeah, but can I please not do it 下一个 year?
My Mother: Your brothers did it for one 更多 年 than 你 have. 你 need to do it...

Congratulations to Metallica1147 for winning the 粉丝 of the 月 Contest for the 月 of April!

The words in bold are my 问题 and the words in italics are his answers.




So, you've just been announced winner of the FOTM contest on the My Little 小马 Friendship is Magic spot. How does it feel?
Well as pitcher Brain Wilson from the San Francisco Giants 说 when his team won the World Series in 2010, "It makes me wanna rage!" In a good way though. XD

Who is your 最喜爱的 小马 out of the Mane Six?
Rainbow Dash.

Who is your 最喜爱的 小马 out of everyone?
...Rainbow Dash. XD

Who is your 最喜爱的 filly?...

Greetings, fellow Bronies, and I think that this will be the first time I write something here.

My name is Alue26, but for the reasons of Internet Anomity, I'm not going to tell 你 my real name.

My 最喜爱的 charater of MLP: FIM is 彩虹 Dash. I know, I know, most of 你 would be thinking now, 'Rainbow Dash? That jerk?' but let me explain.

1. 彩虹 Dash is a 小马 which I think has a couple of problems from inside out. Why 彩虹 Dash is so boastfull in her life, is for me in this reason. When she was young, she has had seen something, 或者 would have experienced something where the only way...

The changeling's land, was liturary a huge swamp.

And boy did it fill up on the strong smell of one.

A long with a feeling of uncomfort for many of them, espically Pinkie and, of coarse, Fluttershy.

The five mares followed along the muddy walk way, crossing over the green, smelly, swamp water, filled with various virus's. Even the Changeling's themselves avoid going into it.

"How long do we have to stay in this crap hole?.. When are gonna find they're nest 或者 whatever?" young Pinkie Pie groaned.

"Relax darling, we already made it" Rarity said, pointing her hoof, ahead of her, to a huge hundred foot,...

The 下一个 Morning...


Nikki: *wakes up* *yawns*
Sugar: *wakes up* AHHHH!!!
Nikki: What?!
Sugar: *points at clock*
Nikki: *turns around* We're late!!!


The two ponies splashed water on their faces and galloped straight to Diamond's house...


Sugar: *knocks on door*
Diamond: *opens* EHEM!
Sugar: We're so sorry Ms. Diamond, but w-
Diamond: Does it look like a give a buck of what happened?! GET TO WORK!!!
Sugar: Y-Yes ma'am! *runs to Kitchen*
Diamond: AND YOU!
Nikki: Listen, I'm sorry okay? I'll get the an-
Diamond: UGH! Just do your job!
Nikki: *rolls eyes* (walks to backyard)
Diamond: Hurry up in there!!!

Sugar:...

Trixie, ready to 显示 the dark pegasus what she's made of, rears up and attacks with a large surge of power. But the enemy flies out of the way and attacks Trixie, knocking her to the ground. Pinkie Pie, seeing what happened, scared as well, decides what must be done: She has to save the babies, no matter the risk. She jumps towards the Shadowbolt, but only to be greeted with a 迅速, 斯威夫特 hook to the face. She was on the ground, but not beaten yet. She gets Trixie back on her hooves and they both dash to the dark soul. But it was too late, because the dragon awoke from its slumber!

Seeing the baby...

and just like that,Journalism Workshop was finished...but did my single 文章 got in? i dont know,probably not,they didnt really give me work after that and i was the only kid roaming around the room having a lot of time on my hooves,i felt so worthless...well,whatever,its all over now...were back to to our homeroom: 7-Magic

"okay class,we are going to learn a kind of matial art with the use of "arnis"...Den,please read the selection about the topic in your module,p. 12"

"yes,ma'am...it refers to ancient and newer fighting methods devised in the-" 巢穴, den, 书房 read aloud everything,mostly with spice...

I know this has nothing to do with My Little 小马 but I wanted to tell 你 all what I learned today. :)

~I learned to be gratefull for what 你 have

~Be patient even if it seems like 你 can never sit still

~Don't let one thing get 你 down. It's not worth crying over

~Be yourself. Don't be afraid of what other people will think of you

~Listen to your heart

~Try your hardest. Even if 你 fail, get back up and try again

~Laughter is the best remidy

~Don't be afraid to forgive.

~Believe in yourself. Anything is Possible

~Stick up for your 老友记 and they will stick up for you

~A smile can change ones...

*Equestria, the past, a stormy night*

Twilight Sparkle's Mother: *Puts Twilight Sparkle in bed* Sweet dreams...*hears a knock on the door*

Twilight Sparkle's Father: I wonder who that could be...

Twilight Sparkle's Mother: *Goes to the door and opens it*

*There is a baby half-human, half-wolf in a basket with a hachimaki 下一个 to him, crying*

Twilight Sparkle's Mother: Awwww 你 poor thing...*Scoops the half-wolf baby up and cradles him in her arms*

Half-Wolf: Ma-ma, Ma-ma

Twilight Sparkle's Mother: *Looks at Twilight Sparkle's Father* What should we do?

Twilight Sparkle's Father: Should we keep him?...

( Blah Blah) = What Hero 或者 someone think ()
In full night Dan wake up
??? - come to meeee....
Dan - w-who is that
??? - come too mee
Dan look at RainbowDash
Dan - ( she sleep... who is that)
??? - uhh... COMON GET OVER HERE
Dan - ok
Dan walks away from tent and he saw... he but he (lol) wear bloody apron
??? - HI!
Dan - umm hi... who are you
??? - oh god... Im your Twin !
Dan - WHAT!
RainbowDash Wake Up
RainbowDash - Dan and Dan can you... wait... 2 Dans
Dan - He is my twin
Shadow - Hi my name is Shadow
Dan - Shadow Its not name of Shadow 小马 brother
Shadow - no his name is Henry
Dan - lol... ( tha fuck he cannot...

after killing the two Mexicans that had the machine gun, Con and his German 老友记 went to defeat 更多 Mexicans

German colonel: where are the rest?
Con: I don't know. let's keep looking
Mexicans: *hiding behind wall*
Con: I think we defeated them all.
Germans: *searching*
Mexicans: now *open wall*
Con: 更多 enemies 3 o'clock
Mexicans: *fire guns*
Con: *creates shield*
Mexican captain: kill that unicorn
Germans: *shoot Mexicans*
German colonel: wonderful they're all dead.
German 小马 53: sir, look at this.
German colonel: my mother's sock, its a map of the entire world.
Con: what are those blinking lights...