The 下一个 日 at school..

Teacher: *blows whistle* I want three laps around the field! Now!
Trixie: Ehem. Ms. Day?
Teacher: What Trixie?
Trixie: I can't gallop today.
Teacher: *raises eyebrow* And why is that Ms. Lulamoon?
Trixie: Well, 你 see, I twisted my hoof.
Teacher: Very well then. There's a bench across the gym.
Trixie: Thank you.
Teacher: *nods*
Trixie: *walks away*

CC: I can't believe she did that.
SF: What a liar.
Teacher: Three laps! *blows whistle*
CC: *runs*
SF: *runs*
ST: *runs*

The whole class was now running as fast as they could. Trixie smirked as she looked at the school's clock. Her horn...

Hello guys! Today I will be talking about season 3.

Magical Mystery Cure: In the starting when Twilight Sparkle started singing, I thought it was fantastic. It was a good starting for the last episode. After she saw 彩虹 Dash's cutie mark on Rarity, then 说 her line, 你 know what? There was no theme song. I didn't know why there wasn't a theme song. And at the song "What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me", Vinyl Scratch was with the background ponies. Probably the creators wanted to make the bronies happy. Then, a song that didn't even sound like MLP at all was on the episode. Twilight has a...

Pete was discussing his plan on how to get back at Gordon

Pete: What we need to do is hire a new unicorn, and get him to find out about what Gordon is up to.
Orion: Like a spy?
Pete: Yup.
Bartholomew: *teleports 下一个 to Pete*
Pete: This is our new worker, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. He's british, so don't make fun of him for that.
Coffee Creme: Uh, nopony makes fun of the british at all.
Pete: Ok then. Good luck *walks away*
Hawkeye: Hello Bartholo- lomr- mew
Bartholomew: *laughs* 你 don't have to call me 由 my full name. Bart will do nicely.
Hawkeye: Oh, hi Bart.
Bartholomew: Hello. I must say,...

(sorry for the delay, i've been on vacation)
We were back at....
Apple Jack: FIRE!
-cannons 火, 消防 苹果 pies and the pies hit the G3 ponies in their faces-
G3 彩虹 Dash: OH MY GOODNESS! THIS IS TERRIBLE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL MANE! MY BEAUTIFUL TAIL! -cries-
-G3 ponies are screaming-
Twilight Sparkle: 火, 消防 THE 浓情巧克力 RAIN!
-chocolate rain song comes on-
Rainbow Dash: BRING IN THE CLOUDS!!!!
-Pegasus ponies make 浓情巧克力 rain-
G3 彩虹 Dash: NOT MY MANE!!!
Pinkie Pie: -super big grin- YAY! -opens mouth-
G3 Pinkie PIe: -aims gun toward Pinkie Pie- i have 你 now.
Apple Bloom: -bites G3 Pinkie...

it was a bright and sunny 日 in equestria, the sky was blue the birds where singing. Nothing could go wrong thought tropical breeze as she stepped off her hammock.

Breeze walked over to her purple pet octopus, toopie, and started to wake him up. "TOOPIE!!" Yelled breeze. "GET UP!! Today is a special 日 remember?? We're going to Cantorlot for the weekend!"

Not noticing the mail 由 the counter, tropical breeze ran around the house searching for her pineapple suitcase. As soon as she found it, she grabbed her check 列表 and started to pack.
"Starbursts, check! Hoofpolish, check! Tickets for...

Just after Pipsqueak arrived at the courtyard of Canterlot 城堡 after escaping the oxen group he was cooped up in, he started to get angry and 问题 why all this bad luck had come his way. "Why can't I just help her without all this bad stuff coming my way?" he would usually say in anger. That was the most of his problems because Steve, the little Cerberus Mongrel, still had his sights set on the little colt. Hoping not to get caught, he hid in the bushes until the right time.

Pipsqueak was still angered over why he's unable to help Luna. "I wish I was big already!" he cried out in a very...

"What is friendship?",Idea Sparkler said. She was moving to Ponyville with her assistant, Chance, because she had to make 老友记 and know the true meaning of friendship. She got off the carriage with Chance.

After she trotted in town, she went to her mom's 图书馆 and sat down on her chair. "Now I have to know what this 'friendship' means.", Idea Sparkler said. She got out a dictionary but found no meaning. She was looking through every book but never found nothing. Books, check. Notes, check. Pens, check. Dictionary, check, she thought. She didn't know what was missing.

Then, she was in the...

Princess Celestia came again and forgot to give them something. She had her box of seven elements. "I forgot to give 你 the elements. Peppermint,you get kindness,Sparkling Tide,you get loyalness,Score Heights,you get honesty,Azura Alor,you get Laughter,Shadow Blitz,you get fearless,Meari Otenbasan,you get helpful,and Cotton Swirls,you get love."Princess Celestia said. "But I thought the mane 6 can only get elements of harmony!"said Peppermint. "I understand,but everypony has been telling me that 你 ponies are all of the elements."said Princess Celestia. "Okay. Let's go get em!"said Cotton...

"Where are we?" 苹果白兰地 asked. I had no idea, but as I looked around, I soon realized where we were. Then I saw an '81 Impala with a California License Plate. It also had a 年 on it, "Oh damnit." I say "What's wrong?" 苹果白兰地 asked, "Where are we?" "San Francisco 1982." I tell her. We time traveled back 32 years, and soon we were greeted 由 a guy wearing a mask, carrying a brown bag. "Hey!" he shouts. As I hear him shout, I floor it. The burglar then tried to shoot me, but missed breaking the window of a Mercury behind me. After I escaped the burglar I tried to use Chaos Control, but...

Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were 你 going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were 你 to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have 你 done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did 你 do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is...

Five 粉丝 fictions are in this 文章 for your enjoyment. Have fun.




Trust 彩虹 Dash

Everyday, 彩虹 Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing 由 Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice 彩虹 Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands 下一个 to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am...

Twilight: I don't know what happened that led 你 to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my 老友记 and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) 你 want to know what happened to me?! I'll 显示 you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your 老友记 away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...

As the group of 超能英雄 made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, 你 go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: 你 got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the 船, 小船 with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, 你 go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of 你 on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...

At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are 首页 at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad 小马 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...

At the 比萨, 比萨饼 parlor.

Waiter: Jim, 你 got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. 下一个 time we get attacked 由 these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim 说 下一个 time we get attacked 由 those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital 由 now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...

Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting 由 P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see 你 now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do 你 know about alicorns?
Con: They are either 独角兽 with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn 由 the name of Ice Cube has created her...

Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing 由 them. The car towing this trailer was driven 由 Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where 你 headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...

My 随意 Headcanons I.

Celestia and Discord

Hello everyone and welcome! In this new series of short 文章 I’d like to share my different headcanons about MLP. I really hope you’ll enjoy the ride and don’t forget to convey your thoughts in the 评论 section; I’m dying to know what 你 think.

Okay, let’s start off 由 one of the 更多 controversial topics: Shipping. I’m not much of a shipper as I’ve stated that several times here, on Fanpop, although there are a few, rare exceptions, such as DerpyXDoctor Whooves and CelestiaXDiscord.

The CelestiaXDiscord ship seems legit to me....

Pierce went to the commissioner. He wanted to tell him about what Nikki told him about the criminals, and what station they would be at.

Commissioner: *On walkie talkie* 你 sure about it?
Police 小马 66: Yes sir. They showed us the wanted posters, and we saw them with the drugs.
Commissioner: Notify the Coast Guard, and have those drug addicts arrested.
Pierce: *Arrives*
Commissioner: *Turns off radio, and looks at Pierce* What is it?
Pierce: I told my wife about the bank robbers, and she believes they will arrive at the train station in Oatland.
Commissioner: How does she know about it?
Pierce:...

CHAPTER 3:

"Oh are 你 sure this is good enough" Rarity asked nervously, as she was looking at herself in a mirror, wearing a small dress she recently bought, similar to the one Twilight wore in the episode where Rarity visits Canterlot, joining Twi's birthday. Only this time the dress was literary just white, except a few light brown pockadots.

"You asked that three times already.. It's fine, I keep telling 你 that" Terry groaned.

"Its what she always dose" Spike whispered to Terry, making Terry giggle abit.


*LATER AT THE WEDDING*


Everyone was finding seats.

Rarity was shocked to realize who the...