Tom grabbed a sip of water, and then discussed his last topic.
Tom: Yeah, we all 爱情 different 动物 smaller than us while also having four legs.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: But some ponies also 爱情 humans. Many 爱情 breeding them, riding them, and racing them. Of course, 90% of the entire population around the world loves racing. It doesn't have to be with humans. It mostly involves cars. Many of 你 may not know this, but 你 get into races on several different occasions. It mostly involves time. You're in a race to get to work on time, you're in a race to get something from the grocery store, you're in a race to get a good 座位 in the movie theater, sometimes, you're also in a race to get a good 座位 at a sporting event.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: And 更多 races occur out there. Baseball, 你 race against the ball as it gets thrown from one 小马 to another as 你 travel between bases.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Football, 你 race against other ponies, and try to knock them down so they don't get the ball into your goal zone. Although some would call that chasing, not racing. Depending on the intent of the defensive pony, 你 could also call it murder.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But racing itself is also a sport. You've got Nascar, Indycar, rallycross, the Automobile Racing Club of Equestria, Formula 1, 或者 drag racing. Sounds like 你 have to tow a heavy load.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But drag racing is literally two cars in a straight line, mostly for a quarter mile, but the distance can also be longer if 你 so desire. Now, imagine a two mile dragstrip, that would make things really exciting. A quarter mile is just too short. A quarter mile is boring! 你 have to be braindead to get pleasure out of driving in a straight line for ten seconds.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: When it comes to autoracing, Nascar, and Formula 1 seem to be the most popular. What is the difference between Formula 1, and Formula 2? Nopony seems to know that.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I tried asking a few strangers on the street. Excuse me, do 你 know the difference between formula 1, and 2?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: The cars look exactly the same. The tracks look exactly the same. I bet 你 even the Formula 1 president himself couldn't explain the difference.
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Uh, why did we make a Formula 2 again?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom continued, this time with the Nascar.
Tom: There's also been a lot of complaints about how Nascar only has drivers going around on circular tracks. Recently they've been trying to improve that, but now there's been complaints about too many tracks that aren't round enough!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They can't make up their fucking mind!
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: 下一个 they'll probably complain about how there aren't enough tracks shaped like triangles. They only have one in Pennsylneighnia.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It'll just be a matter of time. Someone will complain about how there aren't enough triangular tracks like the one in Pocono. 或者 how about rectangles?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: There's also only one rectangular track in Indianapolis.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Nascar 粉丝 might start complaining about that too!
Crowd: *Laughing, and cheering*
Tom: Five years ago, they also purchased this group called the Automobile Racing Club of Equestria, 或者 A.R.C.E for short. When 你 say those four letters together like an actual word, 你 get arce. 你 know what that sounds like?
Crowd: *Laughing, and whistling*
Tom: Well it could be just a hunch, but it would explain why the 粉丝 are 表演 like arses.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I better get going before I give those 粉丝 更多 bad ideas, but thanks for joining me.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: Thank 你 for coming here, and seeing me in my hometown. My old stomping ground! *Stomps three times on the stage*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hopefully I'll see 你 wonderful mares, and stallions again during my 下一个 performance in St. Foalis. Take care, and happy new year!!
Crowd: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
While the crowd was cheering, Tom ran off the stage. The stage lights turned off, and the crowd slowly started to leave after the cheering died down.
The End
SeanTheHedgehog Productions. Copyright, January 2023.
Tom: Yeah, we all 爱情 different 动物 smaller than us while also having four legs.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: But some ponies also 爱情 humans. Many 爱情 breeding them, riding them, and racing them. Of course, 90% of the entire population around the world loves racing. It doesn't have to be with humans. It mostly involves cars. Many of 你 may not know this, but 你 get into races on several different occasions. It mostly involves time. You're in a race to get to work on time, you're in a race to get something from the grocery store, you're in a race to get a good 座位 in the movie theater, sometimes, you're also in a race to get a good 座位 at a sporting event.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: And 更多 races occur out there. Baseball, 你 race against the ball as it gets thrown from one 小马 to another as 你 travel between bases.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Football, 你 race against other ponies, and try to knock them down so they don't get the ball into your goal zone. Although some would call that chasing, not racing. Depending on the intent of the defensive pony, 你 could also call it murder.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But racing itself is also a sport. You've got Nascar, Indycar, rallycross, the Automobile Racing Club of Equestria, Formula 1, 或者 drag racing. Sounds like 你 have to tow a heavy load.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But drag racing is literally two cars in a straight line, mostly for a quarter mile, but the distance can also be longer if 你 so desire. Now, imagine a two mile dragstrip, that would make things really exciting. A quarter mile is just too short. A quarter mile is boring! 你 have to be braindead to get pleasure out of driving in a straight line for ten seconds.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: When it comes to autoracing, Nascar, and Formula 1 seem to be the most popular. What is the difference between Formula 1, and Formula 2? Nopony seems to know that.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I tried asking a few strangers on the street. Excuse me, do 你 know the difference between formula 1, and 2?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: The cars look exactly the same. The tracks look exactly the same. I bet 你 even the Formula 1 president himself couldn't explain the difference.
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Uh, why did we make a Formula 2 again?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom continued, this time with the Nascar.
Tom: There's also been a lot of complaints about how Nascar only has drivers going around on circular tracks. Recently they've been trying to improve that, but now there's been complaints about too many tracks that aren't round enough!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They can't make up their fucking mind!
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: 下一个 they'll probably complain about how there aren't enough tracks shaped like triangles. They only have one in Pennsylneighnia.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It'll just be a matter of time. Someone will complain about how there aren't enough triangular tracks like the one in Pocono. 或者 how about rectangles?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: There's also only one rectangular track in Indianapolis.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Nascar 粉丝 might start complaining about that too!
Crowd: *Laughing, and cheering*
Tom: Five years ago, they also purchased this group called the Automobile Racing Club of Equestria, 或者 A.R.C.E for short. When 你 say those four letters together like an actual word, 你 get arce. 你 know what that sounds like?
Crowd: *Laughing, and whistling*
Tom: Well it could be just a hunch, but it would explain why the 粉丝 are 表演 like arses.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I better get going before I give those 粉丝 更多 bad ideas, but thanks for joining me.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: Thank 你 for coming here, and seeing me in my hometown. My old stomping ground! *Stomps three times on the stage*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hopefully I'll see 你 wonderful mares, and stallions again during my 下一个 performance in St. Foalis. Take care, and happy new year!!
Crowd: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
While the crowd was cheering, Tom ran off the stage. The stage lights turned off, and the crowd slowly started to leave after the cheering died down.
The End
SeanTheHedgehog Productions. Copyright, January 2023.
HELLO , Everypony I Rainbowdash from Cloudsdale won a My Little 小马 stuffed animal toy in a prize 起重机 machine took me 6 chances with 5 dollars got it for 5 dollars of Fluttershy the wings have 金牌 glitter on both sides she's awesome and so are 你 everypony later ! Oh, almost forgot I bought a 8 inch Rainbowdash figure at Family Dollar
it was the last one they had so what does everypony think of the bigger size 小马 toys they sell at Family Dollar for ten dollars plus did 你 find any defects in your figure. I have a slight defect in the paint mess up 由 the eye nothing too major later!
it was the last one they had so what does everypony think of the bigger size 小马 toys they sell at Family Dollar for ten dollars plus did 你 find any defects in your figure. I have a slight defect in the paint mess up 由 the eye nothing too major later!