Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.
Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but 你 know what another 流行的 target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now 你 assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do 你 really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the majority of black ponies believe that the Black Lives Matter movement is a waste of time! This group also wants to do something else that's a waste of time. Defund the police departments!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: If 你 do that, that's a surefire way to increase crime! Take all the power away from the police so that they can't protect the innocent victims that get murdered 由 violent protestors who want rights which they already have!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: All they want is equal rights. But hey...YOU ALREADY GOT 'EM!!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: What's worse is that they not only want to defund the police, they want to kill them. Well guess what BLM? Did 你 know that some black ponies also work for the police?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: This plan is so fucking stupid! They're going to kill other black ponies, just to give themselves extra rights!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And if there's anypony that's not convinced, I suggest 你 stop watching the news, and take a trip to the library.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: No one ever does that anymore. Now they're focused on generic news, and Call Of Duty!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: The only 阅读 ponies do nowadays are when they receive text messages, and e-mails.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's if they have actual words, and not emojis.
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Does anyone else feel like we have too many emoji's to keep track of?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: It first started off as a bunch of yellow faces. Now we have skateboards, skyscrapers, traffic signs, traffic lights, trains, planes, and automobiles.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That was a good movie 由 the way, but there are also some emojis that are fucked up, and unnecessary. First one being a cat. Why are we so attracted to these things?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's bad enough that we're getting flooded with cat 视频 on social media, we don't need a fucking emoji of one!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Up 下一个 is the poop emoji!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's a pile of poop made to look like 浓情巧克力 布丁 with a smiley face.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: With the exception of rednecks, no one is interested in looking at their own feces! Let alone, one with a smiley face!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Finally, there's the human hands. Ponies don't even have hands, why are we using them as emoji's?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: The only one I like to use is the middle finger!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Send it to the nincompoops who thought it was a good idea to create...The Emoji Movie.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: These things are so 流行的 they had to make a movie about it. And of course being a modern movie, it was only created to follow a trend, and make money. Not to tell a good story like it's supposed to.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I am glad that's not the case with all of the modern movies, but the fact that we've been doing this since 2006 is unacceptable.
Crowd: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but 你 know what another 流行的 target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now 你 assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do 你 really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the majority of black ponies believe that the Black Lives Matter movement is a waste of time! This group also wants to do something else that's a waste of time. Defund the police departments!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: If 你 do that, that's a surefire way to increase crime! Take all the power away from the police so that they can't protect the innocent victims that get murdered 由 violent protestors who want rights which they already have!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: All they want is equal rights. But hey...YOU ALREADY GOT 'EM!!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: What's worse is that they not only want to defund the police, they want to kill them. Well guess what BLM? Did 你 know that some black ponies also work for the police?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: This plan is so fucking stupid! They're going to kill other black ponies, just to give themselves extra rights!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And if there's anypony that's not convinced, I suggest 你 stop watching the news, and take a trip to the library.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: No one ever does that anymore. Now they're focused on generic news, and Call Of Duty!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: The only 阅读 ponies do nowadays are when they receive text messages, and e-mails.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's if they have actual words, and not emojis.
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Does anyone else feel like we have too many emoji's to keep track of?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: It first started off as a bunch of yellow faces. Now we have skateboards, skyscrapers, traffic signs, traffic lights, trains, planes, and automobiles.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That was a good movie 由 the way, but there are also some emojis that are fucked up, and unnecessary. First one being a cat. Why are we so attracted to these things?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's bad enough that we're getting flooded with cat 视频 on social media, we don't need a fucking emoji of one!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Up 下一个 is the poop emoji!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's a pile of poop made to look like 浓情巧克力 布丁 with a smiley face.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: With the exception of rednecks, no one is interested in looking at their own feces! Let alone, one with a smiley face!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Finally, there's the human hands. Ponies don't even have hands, why are we using them as emoji's?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: The only one I like to use is the middle finger!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Send it to the nincompoops who thought it was a good idea to create...The Emoji Movie.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: These things are so 流行的 they had to make a movie about it. And of course being a modern movie, it was only created to follow a trend, and make money. Not to tell a good story like it's supposed to.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I am glad that's not the case with all of the modern movies, but the fact that we've been doing this since 2006 is unacceptable.
Crowd: *Laughing*
2 B Continued